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Who would hab thought Trader Yo’s has ossum beauty products?  Por the face, Coachita juiced to wear the Oil of Ole moisturizer, until ay discubber “Trader Yo’s Enrish moisturizer”, wish is the same teeng, pero sheeper, lighter, y fragrance-free! At $3.99 for 4 oz. this beats the chit out of all ober-priced and ober-hyped products on the market.  Por [...]

Why not? We are in a recesión! So, ay was on Craigslist por ACTING yobs and ran into diss post. It was too funny.  Hey, at least he’s payeeng $100. Joor boyfrens prolly won’t pay that mosh por dinner + dreenks. And he says that he ONLY juans a date, pero if it leads to anyteeng [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDc5_CVf5bc   My estalker, Tia Kuka, found diss on Jootube and it poot esmile on my face =)

Saw diss foto as ay was walking down the streets of Hollywood, Mexico and fell in lub. The tear, the rosa. Ay later found out he’s a cantante, compositor, musico, AND Tijuanense named Orlando. We need to support diss Birgo from Tijuana. Bollow him on Twitters!

“When joo teenk of rap musica and heep-hop, joo teenk of Shellsea Handler.” That is how the E! talk chow host decided to make the announcement that cheese hosting the 2010 BMAs! And ub course, Patron is sending me to cubber the ebent. Honestly, is really tuff to get GOOD interbiews on a red carpet, [...]

Coachita went to eat chrimp tacos at Santa Monica’s “La Playita” con her bella costume designer, La Natalia Fedner and saw diss man rocking the chit out of a Guadalupe. Diss is the kind of mershandise ay need to start making!

Machete is the new, Mexi-CAN pelicula directed by  the guapo and brilliant  juan-man chow: Roberto Antonio Rodriguez! La Coacha was honored to be inbited to the especial escreening at Fox Estudios. Gracias to cutie pie, Jose, por the hookup! The moobie stars El Danny Trejo in his first lead role and according to Rodriguez, its origins go back to [...]

Got a big package in the mail and got soooo excited. Ay open it up to see…BABY CLOZE???? Recently, ay hab been trowing up in the morneengs and my fans teenk Coachita is PREGGO.  La Coacha Loonies are already sending me baby geefts, when ay neber eben confirmed a pregnancy?? Next teeng joo know my [...]