Joo know what time it is?

These are the cutest cards ay hab eber seen in my life! The chisme is that the fotogruffer is being sood by the familia who took the foto of Che Guevara. They ron teenk it is funny to make a hero into a perro. Oh, oh! What joo guys teenk?

Chisme Time, Chisme, Chisme Time! Download it here! Gracias to Erik Miranda for making me teenk of a Chisme Time reengtone and ay lub my hermanito, Eric Elizondo, for making the reengtone!!

Found diss eslotty foto of me! Red choos, orange bating soot, purls. Baby, ay was BORN DISS WAY!

My Tio Ramon took me to pray at a temple in Shinatown jesterday to celobray the jeer of the rabbit. Born in 82, ay am a perro, in shinese asstrology. Roof roof!

Saw diss t-chirt the other day at Foreber twenty juan and thought it was Gagita, pero it was La original Queena of Pop Musica, La Madonna. Oh, oh. #BlondeAmbition cumming soon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgxXiY4xC_E La Coacha dishes on Jesse James’ engagement to Kat Von D, as well as Mila Kunis’ recent eye surgery and simultaneous breakup with longtime boyfriend, Macaulay Culkin.

Our beloved Purple Swan finally reunited with Ryan Gosling. Well…sorta. Watch for some giggles! And for those who keep asking, the purple dress is by Unique Vintage.