http://chismetime.com A Latino, comedy, celebrity hollywood gossip blog from La Coacha! Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:23:10 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd84PMCHqM[/youtube]   It was a Freak Chow at the WeHo Halloween Festibal, and that's what always makes a great Gaaaaaywalking! Can't wait until this becomes a segment on TB!!! Credits: Executive Producer: Perez Hilton Cinematography & Editing: Armen Soudjian Original music by Christopher Bedian La Coacha Theme Song by Saro Koujakian "My Penis" by Perez Hilton Hair and Makeup ... http://chismetime.com/2009/11/new-gaywalking-halloqueenie-edition/   So, I was Snow White for Halloweeeeeen. It was so fun trying to be a white woman. I went all out. Dyed my hair negro, whore blue contact lenses and white powder. People thought I was wearing a really cool wig, pero my talented hairstylist Yudie Tallman, pinned my hair ... http://chismetime.com/2009/11/la-coacha-as-snow-white/ http://chismetime.com/2009/10/funniest-halloween-costumes/ On Friday Coacha Coachita had a photochoot at MacArther Park. It once was a luxurious place in the early 1900's. Pero, it now looks like my ghetto hometown of TJ. Anyways, these pictures were taken for a new webside layout I am doing for early 2010.  Here's a pic of my ... http://chismetime.com/2009/10/what-was-coachita-chooting-at-macarther-park/ This is the sparkly dress I will be wearing tomorrow. What color chud I paint my nails? What color flower chud I wear in my hair???  Suggestions? It's gonna be an outdoor choot, on a ghetto street. Can't wait =) http://chismetime.com/2009/10/need-some-ideas-for-my-photo-choot/ I have a lot of new fans now pero, what most of joo guys missed out on were my  OG MySpace blogs. My first blog was about my encounter con Ryan Gosling. I am copying and pasting what I wrote 2 jeers ago, for all those that missed out...Here's a trip down ... http://chismetime.com/2009/10/my-prince-sharming/ Remember the morenito who wrote me the email, Don't be Chy, Give me a Try??  Well, "E" is Back!! Here's the latest romantic poem he wrote for LaLa. I copied and pasted it. Just for the hell of it, I wanted to type away something while looking at your picture. Nothing in particular. ... http://chismetime.com/2009/10/brotha-e-e-mailed-me-again/ Since Yennifer Lopez now calls herself, "Lola", I am gonna start calling myself, "LaLa." In case some of joo were wondering what my closet looks like...Imagine what it will look like when I am rish y famosa!!! My yewelry on top and and my tootoos y corsets on the bottom! I put ... http://chismetime.com/2009/10/a-look-into-lalas-candy-closet/ BTW, I only am sending packages to the first 100 people who emailed me. It cost too mosh money, specially the requests from Mexico, New Sealand, Phillipines, Joonited Kingdoms, Argentina y Peru... So, I went to the post office to renew my PO Box, I had put it on hold for ... http://chismetime.com/2009/10/autografo-update/ I ron like to wear the color black unless it is combined weed animal print or a chalking color. So, I saw this cebra print/hot pink ribbon dress at Ross for $19.99. I was debating whether I chud buy this spensive dress, until I saw it's mashing $2.99 chonez!! SOOOOOOLD!!! http://chismetime.com/2009/10/my-mashing-dress-y-panties/