http://chismetime.com A Latino, comedy, celebrity hollywood gossip blog from La Coacha! Sun, 14 Mar 2010 08:17:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1In59GeBP8[/youtube]   For those of joo who stalk me on Phasebook, joo will see a woman by the name of "Ruth Ortiz" that spams the chit out of my wall. Cheese my "Tia Kuka", my auntie. Mi familia is in TJ, so Kuka and her clan take care of me. Sheck, sheck, ... http://chismetime.com/2010/03/meet-tia-kuka/ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1FNHV4wWxA&feature=related[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWY9i7slWA&feature=related[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRaHERNIaAY&feature=sub[/youtube] [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyX2yMPvC0&feature=related[/youtube]   FINALMENTE! THEY RELEASED A HILARIOUS WEB CHOW: CHICHO'S ANGELS, GANG OF CHICAS. I NEED TO BE IN JUAN OF THEIR WEBCHOWS!!! http://chismetime.com/2010/03/la-coachas-seesters-chicos-angels/ El Secret really works. Thursday night I was begging the jooniberse to make me part of a bigger and more glamourous world.  And then, on Friday morning I got a call from an Argentinian hermano asking me if I would be interested in being a part of the pre-chow for the 25th ... http://chismetime.com/2010/03/los-espiritu-awards-2010/ Ay Dios Mio! Yust got news, LAST MINUTO, to be an expert on the red carpet. Jaja, I hab no clue about what is going on. Toon in to see it libe khere KHERE! All I care about is if El Ryan Gosling will be there! He was in my dream last night! ... http://chismetime.com/2010/03/la-coacha-to-be-part-of-the-2010-espirit-awards-red-carpet-pre-chow/ Joo know what time it is? Aquario Time, Aquario, Aquario Time! Aquarius is the sign of frenchip, not lub.  Frenchip is what makes them fall in lub. They are an air sign, in need of mind estimulations and intellectual games. They simply cannot be khappy or fulfilled unless they are free ... http://chismetime.com/2010/02/dos-and-donts-of-seduction-con-un-aquarius/ We need to sometimes tank the people who khelp us get far, 'Armen Ramon' is juan of them! My Armenio/Mexican cousin toorns 25 jeers OOOOLD on this Aquarius day! I was really imprez con Armando during the last bideo we did, Lady Gaga and Beyonce music parody of "Telephone". We didn't hab ... http://chismetime.com/2010/02/%c2%a1feliz-cumpleanos-to-our-chisme-cameraman/ I always wanted to take a pitcher sitting on top of a Mexican ice cream cart como una princesa! The men in the pitcher were actual illegal aliens that we found at MaCarther Park. It was sosh a hustle to persaude the dude on the right to do it. Pobrecito ... http://chismetime.com/2010/02/ghetto-glam/ (This beauty blog is so Kim Kardashian of me) Anywayz, don't joo guys miss pre-Mimi days??  Mariah was so hermosa con curls! Coacha had curls too pero in Hollywood after dying, flat ironing, curl ironing, hot rollering, the curls went away =( Khormones can shanges curls too, pero that is someteeng out ... http://chismetime.com/2010/02/im-bringing-curly-back/ ChismeTime.com is hosting a película promotion.  The moobie is about a group of Los Angelinos as they find their way through the holiday of AMOR!  Directed by Perdy Woman's Garry Marshall, the film stars probably like ebery single actor in Hollywood, both good and bad como: La Yessica Alba, El George Lopez, ... http://chismetime.com/2010/02/who-wants-free-tickets-for-balentines-day/ My Selenaaaaas bideo is on "Escándalo TV" y "El Gordo y La Flaca" on Univision! Take that Telemundo!!! Gracias to my Tia Kuka for making me submit the  "No Me Queda Mas" bideo!! I witch I did, "Amor Prohibido" =( Please BOTE for me. CLEEK HERE!!! Are any of these leenks working???? http://chismetime.com/2010/02/la-coacha-is-a-selena-finalist-on-univision/