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Clowns, celebrities, caliente boys, choogar and …Katy Scary gibbing a blow yob to an elefante?? Jes dis reaaally khappened!! Here’s my peenk carpet reporting at Perez Hilton’s party! Here’s my peenk carpet reporting at Perez Hilton’s party! Here’s my peenk carpet reporting at Perez Hilton’s party! Here’s my peenk carpet reporting at Perez Hilton’s party!

Corazon tattoo, really? I guess that’s better then his sheezy  Psalm 7:8 Biblical tattoo that writes, “O Lor, according to my righteousness. I ron want to be yudged — so I put it on my body in an attempt to become that bold.” In the Junio/Julio issue of Details Magazine, Justin shit-shats about living under the paparazzo, [...]

Last night Demi Lovato was at the premiere of “Hannah Montana: The Movie.” wearing a black little dress that looked like it had curly hair extensions attashed to it!  Following the teenaged star-studded Hollywood premiere, Milez was yoined by amigos y familia (Yustin Gaston, Emily Osment, Taylor Swift, y Demi Lovato) for an after-party at P.F. Changs [...]

Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus’s 20-year-old model boyfriend, has moved into the Cyrus family home so that dad Billy Ray can “keep an eye on him.” But it seems the closeted homo is getting quite the reputation for racy photo spreads. First came a series in the Spring 2009 issue of V Man, a men’s fashion [...]

Before Miley’s Pilates class (jajaja) these two lobers went bike riding in near her Toluca Lake casa!!! The chisme is that Yustin has moved in!!! Miley is 16 jeers old!!! How dare her parents allow this! Chame on them! And chame on Yustin tambien!

La Sagitarrius looks so elegant for once!!! Milez y her mama Tish came sooper early to the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood for the 81st Academy Awards. Where was her MAN Yustin Gaston?  Sheck out a bideo of Miley telling Ryan Secrets that she rather be adopted by Angelina Yolie! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy2hBo83th8

Remember when La Milez created a big chisme this week by doing the Chinita Eyes?  Remember how it pissed of the Asian Community?  Well, La Sagittarius is trying to yustify her actions and is claiming that “the media is making something out of NOTTING!” In her latest blog, Hannah Montana tells us what is “ON” her heart [...]

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