Joo know what time it is?

In Miley’s most recent Youtube video entitled, ”Miley Cyrus: Lesson of the Day”, the Disney porn-star-in- training, learns a lesson and decides to publicize it to the world by saying:  “So I cut my uvula today on a piece of ‘chicken’. I put too much dressing on it and it got slippery and it got caught [...]

  The 16 jeer-old Hannah Montana superestrella is in “discussions” with her LAWYER, ja! Cheese filing a “Petition of Emancipation” from her parents Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus.  What stirred the Drama? Obviously her 20-jeer-old underwear model boytoy, Yustin Gaston.  Milerz is sooo pissed at her papa, papa, papa because he thinks that Yustin is taking advantage of [...]

Seriously, what the fuck are these people doing? Homophobic Wal-mart is not the best place to sing and dance. Miley, take your gay underwear model BFF and your sister, and be gone from our lives!

La Miley Cyrus’ lesbian threesome partner, Mandy Jiroux, told the Yo on E! radio program that Miley’s singer/underwear model boyfriend, Yuston Gaston, will be in an episode of Jootube’s pointless show, La Miley y Mandy Show. Mandy goes on to say about the famewhoring couple, “They yust have a lot in common and they get [...]

Although Miley Cyrus has been inseperable from her gay boyfriend/model Justin Gaston, chismetime has learned that he didn’t join the teen queen on her promotional tour overseas. Although he was spotted Saturday entering the airport terminal with her, we’re told Gaston, whom Billy Ray Cyrus has labeled as something of a protégé, stayed behind in L.A., where he is “focusing on [...]

Us Latinos live at home until we are 40, so it’ chalking when a 15 jeer old girl moves out like NOTTING!!! La Miley Cyrus wants to live in a trendy apartment at L.A’s The Palazzo at Park La Brea. Cheese actually “negotiating” weed her mama y papa. Negotiating? How do parents negotiate weed a [...]

Miley Cyrus can’t seem to get a break from the media. Just yesterday, the tween starlet told Ryan Seacrest that 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston is a “really great Christian guy“ that her family approves of. But a set of snaps from a recent private party in the Hollywood Hills show a different side of Justin in [...]

That’s sactly what La Miley Cyrus told La Ryan Seacrest this morning on KISS FM about Yustin Gaston!! Oh, Miley, joo deserbe a great Christian guy becoz joo are such a great Christian girl!!! Birds of a Christian feather f*ck toogether!!!