Posted by: Fred Turd on Sunday, September 27th, 2009 to Chisme, ¡Qué Cute!


Hi all, Fred Turd the Movie Nerd here after a way too long absense to spread the dish about my favorite Sexican, Ms. La Coacha. On Friday night, the Queen of All Media, Mr. Perez Hilton, sent La Coacha to scare the tweens at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood fiesta.  Coacha had NO IDEA who [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 to Movie Madness


Aren’t the retro Batman costume sooo mosh sexier???
The chisme is that Milez has somehow been inspired to play Batgirl in the next Dark Knight sequel. Cheese so excited that Milez went to the Warner Brothers estudio in person, decked out her her batsuit. to pitch in the idea. 
“Milez was hopping around the room and had [...]

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 to Movie Madness, Música


Earlier this month, Wolverine sparked speculation when he had lunch with Hannah Montana at Morton’s Steakhouse in Los Angeles.
A fellow diner said: “It was surprising to see Hugh Jackman having a meal with Miley Cyrus. It wasn’t romantic. They had a few producer-type people with them. It looked like a business dinner.
And now, Variety [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 to ¡Qué Cute!


Milez keeps doing it again! The 16-jeer-old Sagittarius posted this slotty Twit pic. Humping a shair, spreading legs, blow yob hair…Ay, ay, ay what goes on behind Disney’s walls! 
Milez introduced a new word to the Twitter world. It’s called “Tweelings”-feelings on Twitter.
What’s more annoying is that Milita keeps tweeting quotes from The Notebook.
“If Joor a [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, June 19th, 2009 to ¡Qué Cute!


They always say chisme is ONLY chisme. Pero, it’s usually FACTUAL! 
When Milez broke up weed her gay underwear model, the tabloids predicted that it was because La Sagittarius went back to her first love, Nick Yonas. The one that dumped her ass. Aghh, us women always love them assholes. 
Anyways, El Judio, Larry King, totally grilled [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 to Project Run-Away


Corazon tattoo, really? I guess that’s better then his sheezy  Psalm 7:8 Biblical tattoo that writes, “O Lor, according to my righteousness. I ron want to be yudged — so I put it on my body in an attempt to become that bold.”
In the Junio/Julio issue of Details Magazine, Justin shit-shats about living under the paparazzo, his [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 to Chisme, Poli-tics me off!


Milez and Boyfriend Billy were promoting “Hannah Montana: The Movie” in Madrid, España  today. Luuuucky!!! Spanish guys are gorgeousss and Miley seconds that writing on her twitter, “Spain has the cutest boys ever!”
In other Miley and Twitter news, Perez y Milez are BFF now on their Twitters, even though they once had a hilarious and catty incident. Milez and [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 to Chisme


During his “The Foxxhole” show on Sunday, El Sagittarius made fun of the other Sagittarius Miley after she complained about how Radiohead refused to meet her at the Grammys.
Foxx said, “Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? Cheese got to get a gum transplant! She should make a sex tape and grow up. [...]

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