Dr. Whorovitch
Posted by: on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 to Whore-o-Scope

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Shalom and Happy Hump Day everybody! If you’d like to know what kinds of fireworks to look out for the rest of this week, read what I’ve got to say below and plan your week accordingly. There is much to be shared.

LEO (Kim Cattrall)
July 23-August 22

A love plan you’re making early this week goes better with a little“help“ from a friend. Don’t stress about an outcome — -stress more about the out-cum. Then those beautiful qualities of yours like your open legs, openness are given sparkle by the stars over the next couple of days, aw =)

VIRGO (Heidi Montag)
August 23-September 22

You’ll need to handle matters of the heart , and you sure know how to hand-le BIG matters carefully. People are all about being in YOU your company right now. Maybe it’s because you’re DOING inner-eresting things…

LIBRA (Kim Kardashian)
September 23-October 22

Is it luck? Full-fill-ment’s found in lots of special”places“, and while you’re busy doing “things“, it tends to land in your “lap“. You lucky bitch!
SCORPIO (Nicolette Sheridan)

October 23 – November 21

Beware of mistaking something that’s tempting for something you really need. Love’s complicated, sex isn’t — especially considering the added INsight you’ll gain. Around Friday, you may be a rock star at work, but at night you might be able to rock a star!

SAGITTARIUS (Britney Spears)
November 22-December 21

Does your bark match your bite as the week gets going? Woof woof! Are you ready for the follow-up? Or would you rather just wait around? Take the IN-initiative and follow UP!

CAPRICORN (Sienna Miller)
December 22-January 19

If you’re up front about what you want from a romantic situation then you will be getting it up the front. If you communicate clearly about it then you’ll get to cumm-unicate clearly. Starting Saturday, the stars will be meeting you halfway in the love department. Reach out in more ways then one!

AQUARIUS (Paris Hilton)
January 20-February 18

Ask that emotionally intelligent friend (sex mentor) for help with a romantic reality check. If you do a beautiful shift in your life will occur. Embrace that stick shift, and go for a ride baby!

PISCES (Sharon Stone)
February 19-March 20

It’s all about space this week, and trust me you got more than you think. Give yourself “room “ Whether you’re coupled up or on the market, your interest in your own life makes your corner of the world worth zooming in on.

ARIES (Jenna Jameson)
March 21-April 19

Put your mind to it, and you’ll get your back into it. This weather is a great excuse for you to act on what you feel. I’ll leave you with my favorite motto, “Just do it!”- Nike.

TAURUS (Brooke Hogan)
April 20-May 20

Be sure to truly take the time to feel and smell — the “roses “. It seems like your life is kinda boring at the moment, so if you don’t have hot plans for the weekend, you’ll definitely want to cook some up. Get in the kitchen and let him/her eat the cake.

GEMINI (Mary Kate Olsen)
May 21-June 21

Send a flirty tex message! Don’t get back in touch with your heart because it gets you fired up mentally. Forget about pointing fingers, focus more on fingers pointing in you.

CANCER (Lindsay Lohan)
June 22-July 22

Now’s the time to leave your defense instincts behind, so that you can get it from the behind. When it cums to “love” don’t be afraid to make your move. Emailing flirty notes to a few online hotties, can take it to the next level. Turn on your web hottie by turning on your webcam!


One Response to “ Whore-o-scope by Whorovitch ”

  1. $$$$$$ , on August 1st, 2008 at 1:42 pm Said:

    U GUYS R SO RETARDED!!! LOL

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