Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, March 25th, 2009 to Chisme, Sports Deporter

Kobe Bryant and Family

La Maria Jimenez filed a suit in Sooperior Court in Orange County this week claiming that Kobe’s wife Banessa “harassed and humiliated her by jelling and screaming and criticizing her in front of Kobe, the Bryants’ Shildren, employees and other people in the household.”

Maria says she couldn’t take it anymore after Banessa punished her for putting a spensive blouse in the washer by making her find the  price tag from a bag of  DOG CHIT!!! What a beesh this Banessa is!! 

Mi mama once was ringing Banessa up at her former yob, and told me what a demanding beesh she was. So I totally believe the housekeeper!

The housekeeper tried to quit after the incident, pero Banessa refused to allow her to leave, telling her that she wasn’t going anywhere until she gave  her the $690 for the damaged blouse. What a psycho!

Banessa also would cuss the maid in front of the shildren, calling her “a fucking chit.” What’s her obsession with chit?

Maria is suing for wrongful dissharge, inbasion of privacy, emotional distress, and unpaid wages. 

I wonder how Banessa punished Kobe when he sheated on her? I’m assuming a lot of CHIT was inbolbed! CLEAN UP AFTER JOOR CHIT BANESS!!!! THIS IS GONNA GET NASTAAAY!

dog shit



5 Responses to “ Kobe Bryant gets sued by Maid who claims, “Banessa is a Chitty Beesh!” ”

  1. LMFAO! at that pic! the dog pic… not Banessa… the dog picking up poop
    lol

  2. Yeah I prefer the funny poop picking dog picture too!

  3. What a beesh!!!! Coacha you’re hillarious!!! Love your page!  

  4. [...] Kobe Bryant gets sued by his Mexica maid. Uh-oh. Do we see a tell-all coming in the future? Betcha Kobe and his wifey wish they had some respect now. Ha! [...]

  5. I HAVE 2 AGREE BANESSA DOES LOOK LIKE A BEESH!!!! SHE IS NUT N MORE THEN ALL THE OTHERS WOMEN WHO HAVE MARRIED A GUY 4 HIS $$!!!! I BELIEVE U WOULD CALL THEM GOLD DIGGERS N THATS WHAT THEY ALL R!!!! $690 BLOUSE PLZ GIVE ME A BREAK! IS SHE THINKING ABOUT ALL THE STARVING KIDS OUT THERE WHO WOULD LOVE 2 HAVE A GD HOT MEAL? I THINK NOT! Y DOESNT SHE HAVE A JOB? ILL TELL U Y CAUSE SHES 2 BUSY 2 B SPENDING KOBES $$ THATS Y N HES STUPID ENOUGH 2 LET HER SPEND IT FOOLISHLY!!! HELP THE POOR STARVING HOMELESS N THE ELDERLY PPL! SHAME ON ALL U PLAYERS 4 B N GREEDY N WANTING MORE $$$$$$$ 2 KEEP PLAYING!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK KOBE IS P*SSY WHIPPED!!! KICK HER LAZY A** 2 THE CURB WILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!

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