Joo know what time it is?

Recently, I was”cordially” inbited by a rish, árabe familia named “Los Joubrans” to dreenk té at the Peninsula Hotel in Beberly Hills. I was excited, not so mosh for the té, pero becoz this is where La Britney Spear met her árabe paparazzo, Adnan Ghalib, during her druggie days, remember??

So anyways, the tea fiesta took place in the beautiful Belbidear Room. ¡Mira, qué [...]

Patron is promoting his new chismelicious book, “True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Sheating, and Oberdosing”.  
Get joor pitcher taken con La Queena and blog about it! 
Do some chopping! The first 50 People who buy the book from Kitson on Saturday will win a $50 Kitson Tote!  
Is from 2:00 pm-4:00 pm, pero get there [...]

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It was a Freak Chow at the WeHo Halloween Festibal, and that’s what always makes a great Gaaaaaywalking! Can’t wait until this becomes a segment on TB!!!
Credits:
Executive Producer: Perez Hilton
Cinematography & Editing: Armen Soudjian
Original music by Christopher Bedian
La Coacha Theme Song by Saro Koujakian
“My Penis” by Perez Hilton
Hair and Makeup by Judie Tallman
Special Thanks to [...]

So, I was Snow White for Halloweeeeeen. It was so fun trying to be a white woman. I went all out. Dyed my hair negro, whore blue contact lenses and white powder. People thought I was wearing a really cool wig, pero my talented hairstylist Yudie Tallman, pinned my hair into a bob. Muy cute, [...]

So at Saturday night I attended the “Perez Hilton Presents El Lay Tour Finale BIP Concert y After Party”. It was the first time in my life that I was part of the BIP list, and it was the first time in my life that I was on a “media alert” as a CELEBRITY. QUE [...]

Many people in the Jewnited States of America mistake CINCO DE MAYO with Mexican Independence Day. Cinco de Mayo commemorates the Mexican bictory ober the French Empire (at the Battle of Puebla in 1862). 
The Grito de Dolores (”Cry of/from Dolores”) occured on September 16, 1810 by a Catolico priest named Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla who was from the small town of [...]

Last night, Gossip Girl, Taylor Momsen celebrated her Sweet 16  the Hiro Ballroom in NY. Wearing peenk and  white trach black leather, Taylor looked like a mini Courtney Love. The wannabe pop rock star then performed with her band “The Pretty Reckless”. Who the khell performs at their own birthday party? We all know cheese trying toooo [...]