Joo know what time it is?

On the set of “La Chamba,” the Latino bersion of “The Office.” Ay was dress as a TURKI, por no reason. Brought mi Tia Kuka along!

On the set of “La Chamba” us Messicans like to esnack on diss!

There was an abundance of caliente Latinas on the red-carpet this year.

Salma Hayek dazzled in a bandeau Gucci gown with gold tassel earrings, wearing her dip-dyed brunette locks in romantic loose waves.

Jessica Alba also donned in a lavender Gucci strapless gown drizzled with embellished detailing and Bulgari jewelry.

Sofía Vergara wore a deep-hued Vera Wang gown and Harry Winston jewelry. Vergara brought her niece, who wore jewelry from Sofia’s Kmart line, along for the show.

A radiant Eva Longoria is on the cover of Health magazine’s January 2012 issue.

Here’s what the 36-year-old Desperate Housewives actress had to share with the magazine:

On defining a healthy life: “I remember after my divorce, I was so thin and everyone kept saying how great I looked and it was probably the most unhealthy place I’ve ever been.”

On the pressure to keep up with being “beautiful” in Hollywood: “Oh, God no. I was talking to Kim [Kardashian] about this the other day. I said, “You’re the most beautiful thing in the world,” and she said, “No, you are.” And I said, “No, I used to be.” [Laughs] I was like, “No, honey, I’m old news.”…It takes a village to build me for the red carpet. It’s an illusion created by stylists, hair, makeup. I don’t put as much effort into it as my team does.”

On her biggest health regret: “That time I became a vegan. I love the philosophy behind veganism, but I went from one day eating chicken and meat to eating just salad.”

On her New Year’s resolution: “Travel. Everywhere. Wherever the wind takes me. I could live anywhere; I can learn any language. I just love it. I love being immersed in the world.”

For more from Eva, visit Health.com

Guat a wonderful jeer is been! Las Cannes Film Festival, Miami, Neque Menach, El Lay Gay Pride, and being in La Mya’s music bideo. Can’t guat to aim higher in 2012!

Gracias to the director of Mya’s bideo, Nicholas Cambata from 8112 Estudios!

For New Jeers we went to Las Vegas to party at Tao!

My amigos from Mexico FLEW out to see my chica, Keem, who was hosting the fiesta!

La Libra looked caliente in a blanco Gucci dress. Her mami looked so cute in a Dolce & Gabanna tuxedo and a penguin purse!

Princesa Armenia walked the carpet at 10 pm and then partied for the next 3 horas!

The cute Chinita hanging out con Keem is the publicista that reps celebrities like Big Chon & Nico Cañon!

Escorpio was there keeping an eye out on the craysi crowd, while drinking champaña and looking sexy doing so.

As the noche got more and more fun, Escorpio loosed up and estarted salsa dancing con La Mark Ballas from Dancing con las estrellas!

Ay, on the other hand, had a bunch of borrachos drinking from my champaña hat!

Costum designer, La Natalia Fedner, and ay made the hat 10 minutos before the fiesta.

Ay am still sore from the party, jajaja!

!Feliz año nuevo! May 2012 bring amor, success and salud!

Gettin’ ready por New Jeers! Whateber jappens in Vegas, goes on ChismeTime.com!

Dropped off a GRANDE fortune cookies for him 2 day. It es custom made by Ladybug Fortune Cookie Company and it says…

“In 2012, Ryan Secrets will hire La Coacha!”