Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, May 20th, 2013 to ¡Qué Cute!


Was en Highland Park gwen ay saw a negrito riding a bike con GOLD reems! Told him tu strike a pose against the mural. Que cool!

Was at the El Pollo Loco en Silberlake gwen ay saw diss amazing PLUG art!

Was at Caffe Vita en Los Feliz gwen ay saw diss amazing art: a couch made out of ESKATEBOARDS!!!

Was going on the 101 freeway gwen ay saw diss “Bumblebee Lubs Jew” art on the wall. Que cute!

My Tio Ramon in front of her store. Pobrecita. They always do graffitti! VANDALISMO!

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Tuesday, May 7th, 2013 to Project Run-Away


A pregnant Kim Kardashian made the “Best Dressed List” as she wore a head-to-toe floral design by Coacha Couture to the 2013 MET GALA, outshining her fashionista ladyfriend Kanye West.

The dress featured long sleeves, a high slit, a high neck, gloves, and even shoes in the same pattern. The fitted frock also prominently showed off her sexy baby bump.

“I love fashion and I really am excited to see everyone’s take on punk,” Kardashian told Vogue as she made her way into the style soiree. “I know it’s different for everyone and everyone has their own take on it.”

And no, she never went through a punk phase. “I really didn’t. That’s why I think La Coacha’s vision of punk for me is the subtle version.”

Well, Kim certainly knew what she was doing because no one is talking about Queen Bey!

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Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, May 3rd, 2013 to ¡Qué Cute!, Poli-tics me off!


My equality poster made out of toast, estrawberry yelly and weep cream. Jummy <3

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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, April 29th, 2013 to Fiesta Platter


Got a piñata de sombrero! It has Eskittles and chicle (Extra Dessert Delight, Orbit, y Rain.)

Gonna post a bideo before Cinco de Mayo!





Posted by: Fred Turd on Wednesday, April 24th, 2013 to Fiesta Platter


OK! Magazine presented its highly-anticipated 6th annual ‘SO SEXY’ event in Los Angeles, toasting Hollywood’s sexiest celebrities of 2013 and LA’s most-glamorous, surrounded by the spectacular Hollywood Hills backdrop at the elegant Skybar at Mondrian Los Angeles.

Brandi Glanville introducing the 6th Annual OK! Magazine ‘So Sexy’ Event and the stars she calls “Red Hot!” She jests, “Being sooooo sexy is MORE than just looks! OK! says that in addition to my ‘abs of steel’ and ‘legs for miles’ I have a killer laugh. Got to love it… Have fun, laugh a lot…and most of all BE SEXY!”celebrating all that is ‘So Sexy,’ the event featured eos (evolution of smooth), elf, Bed Head by tigi and Tallarico Vodka, who served up sexy cocktails throughout the evening.

Fashionistas Jeannie Mai and Daniel Musto were twerking some major Coacha Couture fashion, lol!

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, April 16th, 2013 to Fiesta Platter


Sunday noche, Coachita was presenter for the Latino LGBT Premios at the sexiest Mexican gay club en Hollywood, Circus Disco!

Wore a fabulosa hat by celebrity designer Bijou Van Ness along con a pajarito named Hugo Chavez =)

Keven Ramirez from 107.1 Super Estrella won the “Celebrity of the Jeer” award.

Jomari Goyso from Primer Impacto was there and won the “Person of the Jeer “Award!

Ay presented award con Univision Noticias San Francisco Escorpio, El Flavio Lacayo!

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Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, April 5th, 2013 to Fiesta Platter


Last noche, we went to the fabulosa fiesta of Estar Magazine at Playhouse Hollywood en Hollywood Blvd.

Ran into Gilles Marini from Dancing con Las Estrellas & Sexo y La Cuidad!

La Yenni Mai from Estyle Network had an orgasmo by esmelling my rosas! The hat was made by designer La Bijou Van Ness.

Saw La Natalia Nunn from Bad Chicas Club. La Natalia was begging mi to tell Perez to be on the reunion for BGC instead of Raggea. Ay agree!

Oh and for some razon the paparazzi were taking a foto of La Paris Hilton?

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Posted by: La Coacha on Sunday, March 31st, 2013 to Fiesta Platter


Feliz Dia de Pascua! #BlueBalls