Joo know what time it is?

An actor named Eugene Cordero, pokes fun of Jon Gosselin in a Funny or Die parody!

Beyonce wants to be a nun, ajajaja!!!

La Birgo has her eyes set on the remake of Whoopi Goldberg’s 1992 comedy Sister Act.

According to Britain’s Daily Mail, Sasha Fierce has been asked to play the comedic role of Deloris Van Cartier. 

The Madre Sooperior role might go to Meryl Streep. Good shoice.

Sister Act is playing at the London Palladium. The show opens on Broadway in October 2010. Beyonce’s Sister Act could debut by 2011.

I love Beyonce and think cheese an amazing singer, pero cheese not a comedian AT ALL!!!

Pisces and Parker were taking a ride around in his hometown of Paris, France.

Notice the 5-inch heels Eva is wearing! If I were 5 foot NOTTING and my husband was 6 foot SOMETHING, I would be wearing those heels allll the time. 

In a news conference Friday morning, Former Republican vice presidential candidate announced that she is stepping down from office on July 26, 2009.

Palin did not explain why she plans to resign, raising speculation that she would focus on a run for the White House in the 2012 race.

“Once I decided not to run for re-election, I also felt that to embrace the conventional Lame Duck status in this particular climate would just be another dose of politics as usual, something I campaigned against and will always oppose,” Palin said in a statement released by her office.

Palin said she planned to make a “positive change outside government,” without elaborating. She also expressed frustration with her current role as governor.

“I cannot stand here as your governor and allow the millions of dollars and all that time go to waste just so I can hold the title of governor,” Palin said.

Later, on Twitter, she promised supporters more details: “We’ll soon attach info on decision to not seek re-election … this is in Alaska’s best interest, my family’s happy … it is good. Stay tuned”

Let’s get this 4th of Julio Weekend Started Right!

I love drinking sangria in the summertime, pero red wine stains the teeth.

So, try a Sangria Blanco! 

3 tablespoons choogar
3 chots Calvados or other apple liquor
1 lime, sliced
1 lemon, sliced
2 ripe peashes, cut into wedges
3 ripe green apples seeded and cut into wedges
white Rioja Spanish wine or other dry white wine
1 pint raspberries. mmmm raspberries!
Sparkling soda water, for topping off glasses of sangria at table

Directions

Combine choogar, Calvados, lime, lemon, peashes and apples in a large pitcher. Cover with 1 bottle of Rioja wine and chill sangria several hours. To serve, spoon fruits into glasses or goblets, adding a few fresh raspberries in each glass, pour wine over top of the fruit. Top glasses of sangria off with a splash of soda water and serve.

Enjoy!

La Coacha loves this picture of La Libra with a Rosa Roja in her mouth! Ricaaaa!

Sheck out the rest of the pics from the Ocean choot AQUI! AQUI! AQUI!

Remember how La Lohan recently tweeted about Yustin sheating on Yessica con another chica? Well, LL might be right for once in her life. 

According to the Nueva York Daily News:

“Things don’t look goof for them right now- they’ve hit a really rocky spot,” confides a source close to El Timberlake, who adds that serious problems began back in February during a boys’ trip to Las Vegas.

“Yustin had to leave dinner once because Yessica was calling him incessantly. They got into a huge screaming match over the phone about how cheese always shecking up’ on him. Cheese extremely needy and is always keeping tabs on him. All his friends think cheese really annoying. Cheese always trying to be one of the guys. El Yess y La Yustina have no chemistry. Yustin is partying in London right now. Yessica wanted to go with him, pero he wasn’t having it. He just wanted to get away with the guys. He needed his space from her.”

Who are these sources that claim to be Timberlake’s “friend”? Then again, money talks and bullchit walks!

Timberlake contradicts himself. Have joo seen his list of Do’s and Don’ts of Dating?

It’s the worst advice ever!

As mentioned before, La Taurus is getting her own reality show on MTV.

The new “reality” show, will be called The Colony, and will begin chooting in Agosto!

Series producers are already casting chavas to be in Audrina’s crew. Basically, como Paris Hilton’s BFF. 

According to Star Magazine, “They have shosen a chica pursuing a music career. The others will also have some sort of artsy interest.”

Cast La Coacha! In case any producers at MTV are reading this… La Coacha is a blogger, comedian and singer. CAST ME!

Sheck out my bideos here!

Andale Audrina!!! Llama me!