La Yessica Alba has gotten sosh bad press for telling Para Todos Magazine that she isn’t brown. So mosh so that she is regretting it! So, I was reading Ok Magazine! and this is what the phony had to say…
OK Magazine: Is Honor a quiet baby?
Yessica: We read to her in Spanish, we read to her in English and show her flash cards. She loves it!!
(I almost threw up)
Ok Magazine: How does Honor look like?
Yessica: She looks like a girl bersion of me. She has my nose, my eyebrows, my forehead, dimples, mouth, lips…
What’s left JOOR TITS? I mean she’s a f*ckin’ baby dude.
OF COURSE JOOR DAUGHTER LOOKS LIKE JOO!!!
CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN! CHEESE BROWN!!!
La Shanna Barker Moekler is seriously an insecure beesh who is sooooo yealous of La Kim and her Ass-ian. Remember the drama that recently happened at La Carmen Electra’s house??? La Shanna got all insecure and starting screaming like a little beesh, asking why Kim was there. Kim didn’t want to deal weed the drama. She got her boyfriend El Reggie Bush, and left.
The chisme is that La Shanna is yealous becoz she teenks La Kim was after her ex-husband Travis Barker because Kim was a model for his clothing line, Famous Stars y Straps. What a dumb ass. She is calling La Kim Kardashian a ”donkey”. Donkey??? Couldn’t she teenk of someteeng more creatibe?
And then she gets really yealous and says that La Kim is “sooo f**king fat. She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140.”
WHAT A YEALOUS BEESH!!!! I teenk eberyone agrees that La Kim, minus her ass implants, has an AMAZING BODY!!!
Um…by the way does this beesh Shanna know that Kim Kardashian ONLY likes brothas???? Dumbass!
I am soooo excited to see these pictures becoz I am soooo sick of seeing nasty, bony models weed no skin pigment. This chit is hot!!!!!
Jesterday, La Kim and her ass, did what they know best! Streetwalking!
GET JOOR EYES SHECKED PEOPLE!!! ASS IMPLANTS ARE HUGE IN BRAZIL AND BECOZ OF LA KIM, THEY ARE GETTING MORE HUGE IN AMERICA. HOW??? People in this country sit on their ass ALL DAY, so how can they get ass implants??? Won’t it pop after a while??? Oh well, Is Hollywoood!
