Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, February 5th, 2010 to ¡Qué Cute!


Mariah Carey straight blonde hair

mariah-carey-curly-hair

(This beauty blog is so Kim Kardashian of me)

Anywayz, don’t joo guys miss pre-Mimi days??  Mariah was so hermosa con curls! Coacha had curls too pero in Hollywood after dying, flat ironing, curl ironing, hot rollering, the curls went away =(

Khormones can shanges curls too, pero that is someteeng out of our control. What is in our control is to take better care of our pelo.

My hairdresser La Marlena (pictured below, on the right) has gorgeous ringlets and cheese gonna help Coacha bring curly back!

curly hair

I went to La Aries this morning to get a deep conditioning treatment. There are 3 types of conditioning treatments: protein, moisture and gloss. Curly hair needs a protein and moisture cocktail treatment. 

I also bought a leab-in conditioner from Bumble y Bumble. Trying different chit out to see what works.

Bumble and Bumble- leave-in-conditioner

I also am trying out the Kerastase deep conditioning protein/moisture mask. I’m gonna poot this on 2x a week. Too mosh protein can waaay khair down, so leabe it in for like 10-15 minutos only!

Kerastase deep conditioning mask- Age Recharge (green bottle)

La Aries told me that I need to wash my khair ebery OTHER day. When my roots get oily, I poot dry champoo powder in it! Next time, Marlena is gonna teash me how to juice a “diffuser”.

Will update joo guys on how I am gonna bring crazy curly back in a blonde and straight Hollywood scene!





Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 to Free Loader, Movie Madness


valentines-day-movie-poster-

ChismeTime.com is hosting a película promotion.  The moobie is about a group of Los Angelinos as they find their way through the holiday of AMOR

Directed by Perdy Woman’s Garry Marshall, the film stars probably like ebery single actor in Hollywood, both good and bad como: La Yessica Alba, El George Lopez, Yustin Timberlake’s girlfren, Ashton Kootchy , Taylor Lautner y his ex-girlfren, Yulia Roberts y her niece, & etc…

Coacha got passes to adbance screenings in Nueva York, El Lay  y Miami. I can offer 2 winners for Nueva York y Los Angeles and a total of 5 winners for Miami. Eash will win two admit-1 tickets!  Meaning, joo can take a date weed joo!!! 

All I need joo guys to do is leabe a comment and tell me what was THE WORST Balentine’s joo eber had!! Por favor ron lie to me, or else the jooniberse is gonna get mad and bring bad karma to joo on Balentine’s Day! Also, leabe joor name and what city joo are from!! 

Contest ends on Sunday. 

¡Buena Suerte






Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, February 1st, 2010 to Chisme Guide, Música


escandalo-tv

My Selenaaaaas bideo is on “Escándalo TV” y “El Gordo y La Flaca” on Univision! Take that Telemundo!!!

Gracias to my Tia Kuka for making me submit the  “No Me Queda Mas” bideo!! I witch I did, “Amor Prohibido” =(

Please BOTE for me. CLEEK HERE!!!

Are any of these leenks working????





Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, February 1st, 2010 to Project Run-Away


Perez Hilton Lady Gaga Fame Monster Vinyl Hat

Perez Hilton wore this gorgeous khat jesterday to the 2010 Grammiez!! It was a binyl record of Gagita’s “Fame Monster”. And on the other side was a blonde hair bow. Queeee cute!!!!

I dropped this off to Patron as his X-mas gift. It was designed by Bijou Van Ness, the same designer who designed by Beethoven sombrero at Los Ey-M-Eyz

Anywayz, I am copying y pasting what the two Ariez super estrellas wrote to eashother on Twitters.

@perezhilton i can’t sleep, your hat was major last night. it needs to be archived.x

@ladygaga Go back to sleep!!!! Rest! Rest! Rest today!!!! xoxoxox

@ladygaga Thanks to Bijou Van Ness for making it for me!http://www.bijouvanness.com/

Que cool!!! 

HERE IS THE BLOG CON TAYLOR SWEEEEEFTS!





Posted by: La Coacha on Saturday, January 30th, 2010 to Fiesta Platter, Música


La Coacha as Lady Gaga

Gracias to Chris Garsevanian for sending me this!!! As of this morning, my music parody of “Telephone” is the most popular bideo on the internets!!! In case joo missed it, here it is!!!!!





Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, January 29th, 2010 to Música


Beyonce and Lady Gaga "Videophone"

 

In honor of National Gaga Day and the 2010 Grammys, I hab released a music parody of Gaga’s and Beyonce’s “Telephone”, called ”Pop Throne”. 

Spread the woooooord, joo little monsters!!!!!!





Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, January 28th, 2010 to Música, Project Run-Away


La Coacha as Lady Gaga (Kermit the Frog)La Coacha as Lady Gaga

Oye monsters!!! Are joo ready for diz chit??? The bideo is gonna be out either toonight or tomorrow morn!!! Stay toon!!





Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 to Música, Project Run-Away


Beyonce and Lady Gaga "Videophone"

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La Coacha as Beyonce in "Videophone"
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La Coacha as Beyonce in Videphone

Beyonce and Lady Gaga "Videophone"
La Coacha as Beyonce in Videophone
La Coacha as Beyonce in Videophone

Photo Credit: Sadao Turner

Although I am making a parody of Gaga’s “Telephone” featuring Beyoncé, I decided to add in a part of La Birgo’s “Bideophone”. We had a blue screen, pero it is not working becoz of lighting itchoos =( If joo know anybody that knows how to work weed blue/green screens and has knowledge of “after effects” please email me: lacoacha@chismetime.com

Fingers crossed!

Oh and here are some more pics my hair/makeup/dance coach, Tanya a.k.a “Kanya”, sent me!

La Coacha as Beyonce in "Videophone" La Coacha as "Beyonce" in "Single Ladies" (Put a Ring on It)La Coacha as Beyonce in "Single Ladies"