Posted by: on Monday, August 11th, 2014 to Smack the Piñata


Robin Williams cute, Popeye, Birdcage, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mork & Mindy

My corazon breaks that juan of the most genius and sharming comedians of our generation committed suicide today. RIP, mi amor <3





Posted by: on Monday, August 11th, 2014 to Fiesta Platter


Chamoy apple-tamarindo candy apple

Mexican chit!! Tamarindo/chamoy candy apple. Jummy!!!





Posted by: on Tuesday, August 5th, 2014 to Chisme Guide


Cristela- ABC

 Breakout comedienne Cristela Alonzo (Variety’s “10 Comics to Watch in 2014,” Cosmo’s “13 Female Comedians to Watch For in 2014″) stars as a woman laughing her way to the new American dream in “Cristela,” a family comedy loosely based on her life and stand-up routine.

Cristela’s dream of becoming a lawyer is something her traditional Mexican-American family doesn’t quite understand. She’s entering her sixth year of law school after juggling home obligations and working multiple jobs to pay her way.

Cristela lives in cramped quarters with her sister Daniela, her long-suffering brother-in-law Felix and their two young kids. The senior member of this extended family, all living under one roof in Dallas, is Cristela’s old school mom, Natalia, who tells her “somebody could have been a doctor two times in the time it’s taken you not to become a lawyer.” Daniela loves her sister but balks when she tries to bring her modern views into family life. Felix resents how Cristela pays no rent and worst of all, always drinks his last beer. After six years of setbacks, her mom Natalia worries that becoming a lawyer might not be in the cards for her and doesn’t want Cristela to be hurt by a dream that might not come true.

 

 

Felix’s cousin and co-worker Alberto flirts shamelessly with Cristela, but the only feeling she has for him is a shared passion for the Cowboys.

Then, Cristela’s life begins to look up. Lawyer Trent Culpepper, who is unapologetically politically incorrect about Latinos and just about everyone else, offers her an internship at his prestigious firm. She’ll be working – unpaid – with Culpepper’s pampered daughter Maddie and good-natured fellow intern Josh.

Her family can’t believe she’s going to work for free. But when a turn of events shows just how effective Cristela can be when she works her lawyer knowledge for the greater good of the family, they decide it’s worth (begrudgingly) supporting her as she follows her dreams – which might not be so impossible after all.

“Cristela” stars Cristela Alonzo as Cristela, Carlos Ponce as Felix, Terri Hoyos as Natalia, Andrew Leeds as Josh, Sam McMurray as Trent, and Jacob Guenther as Henry.Stand-up sensation Gabrielle Iglesias (“The Fluffy Movie”) appears in a recurring role as Alberto.

“Cristela” was co-created by Cristela Alonzo and Kevin Hench. Executive producers are Kevin Hench, Marty Adelstein, Becky Clements and Shawn Levy. Alonzo is co-executive producer. “Cristela” is produced by Twentieth Century Fox Television.





Posted by: on Tuesday, August 5th, 2014 to Movie Madness


 

Magnolia Pictures will release FRONTERA starring Michael Peña and Eva Longoria in their first Spanish speaking roles alongside Academy Award® nominees Ed Harris (Pollock) and Amy Madigan (Twice in a Lifetime) and directed and written by Michael Berry and co-written by Louis Moulinet.

Set along the tumultuous Arizona-Mexico border, FRONTERA, follows Miguel (Michael Peña), a hardworking father and devoted husband who crosses the border illegally and is wrongfully accused of murdering the wife of a former sheriff (Ed Harris). Miguel’s pregnant wife (Eva Longoria) lands in the hands of corrupt Mexican “Coyote” smugglers as she tries to help her husband, while the ex-lawman investigates his wife’s death and unearths evidence that could destroy one family’s future.

FRONTERA examines both sides of the complex issues of immigration and human trafficking that deeply affect both the U.S. and Mexico. It shows that a border might divide two countries, but can’t divide humanity, for good or bad, we are all part of the problem and the solution.

FRONTERA is currently on demand on Itunes since July 31, 2014 and will be released in select theaters on Friday, September 5, 2014.





Posted by: on Tuesday, August 5th, 2014 to Chisme Guide


Dos Mujeres Un Camino, Erik Estrada, Bibi Gaytan, Laura Leon

Diss was da chit growing up. Bibi was soooo caliente!

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Posted by: on Monday, August 4th, 2014 to Chisme


Watch life coach, La Coacha, share tips on how to get a man to commit for good by using the “Mendes Mantra.”

@LaCoacha on Instagram & Twitter





Posted by: on Sunday, August 3rd, 2014 to Fiesta Platter


La Coacha-Rainbow tears-Makeup

Did a promo for Las Gays in Hawaii! Been toooo long since Coachita was in Hawaii, back in 2012. How tiempo flies, waaaa!

 

 

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Posted by: on Friday, August 1st, 2014 to Chisme


Chicano English

Gracias Wikipedia for recognizing our language and putting me next to George Lopez y Cheech Marin <3