Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 to Chisme


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In the new issue of Details Magazine, legendary musician, Quincy Yones, opens up about Michael’s obsession with his self-image.

Q: Joo were there to witness the strange evolution in Michael’s appearance. Did joo ever step in and saying anything about it?
A: Oh, we talked about it all the time. Pero, he’d come up with, “Man, I promise joo I have this disease,” and so forth, and “I have a blister on my lungs,” and all that kind of bullchit. It’s hard, because Michael’s a Birgo man-he’s bery set in his ways. Joo can’t talk him out of it. Chemical peels and all that stuff. 

(FYI, Coacha has dated a lot of Birgo men and they are detail-oriented. They notice every little thing on me, good or bad. It’s scary. And for some reason they have addictions. If it’s not drugs, it’s alcohol. If it’s not alcohol, it’s poker. If it’s not poker, it’s poking…Anyways, back to the interview.)

Q: Pero, it must’ve been so disturbing to see Michael’s face turn into what it turned into.
A: It’s ridiculous, man! Chemical peels and all of it. And I don’t understand it. Pero, he obviously didn’t want to be black.

Q: Did joo ever discuss it? Did joo ever ask, “Michael, don’t joo want to be a black man?”

A: No, no, no, please. That’s not the way you do it.

Q: Pero, he was beautiful before!
A: Man, he was the most gorgeous guy.

Q: But he seemed to have some deep-seated issue with how he looked?
A: Well, that comes about a certain way. I’m not sure how it happens. I’m just a musician and a record producer. I’m not a psychiatrist. I don’t understand all that stuff. We all got problems. Pero, there’s a great book out called Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart. Did joo see that? That book says the statute of limitations has expired on all childhood traumas. Get joor stuff together and get on with joor life, man. Stop whinin’ about what’s wrong, because everybody’s had a rough time, in one way or another.

Q: I’ve heard joo say that joo wanted Michael to sing “Cheese Out of My Life,” the great pop ballad from Off the Wall, in part because joo felt like he had to deal with reality.
A: I yust wanted to hear him deal with a romantic relationchip with a human being rather than a rat. I’m saying that facetiously, pero it’s true. I saw him at the Oscars bery emotional about “Ben.” I wanted to hear him get in touch with a real human relationchip. “Cheese Out of My Life” was written by Tommy Bahler from a very bad ending to a marriage. So it was very real. I was saving it for Sinatra. Pero, I gave it to Michael. And Michael cried during every take, and I left the tears in.

Pobrecito. I feel so bad for Michael. Have joo guys seen the entire Living with Michael Documentary? He said that his dad would beat the chit out of him and tell him how ugly he was and that whenever he saw his father he would throw up! He was sooo scared when a woman tried to have sex with him. He covered his face. Maybe he was molested as a kid? Maybe he was gay? Aghhh, he never deserved to go through that. No one does!

Pero, back to Quincy. Didn’t Quincy only bone white women? Maybe, Quincy was the white influence in Michael’s life?



7 Responses to “ Quincy Blames Michael’s Insecurities on Being a Birgo! ”

  1. YES I know virgos
    who are very destructive

  2. I hope those children go back to their mother

  3. This guy made himself to be white Orale!!

  4. Man thid dude was cool

  5. I love Michaels jackets and cloth

  6. He was sooooo cute black

  7. OMG Coacha! Quincy may not be a psychiatrist, but you must be. All of your insight to the twisted Virgo mind and how Quincy boning wyte girls made Michael want to be a a wyte girl. It sounds very Freudian! Gracias Coacha!

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