Posted by: Don Deportus on Monday, November 10th, 2008 to Sports Deporter


I’ve been a bit late in the opening of the NBA season and I’m actually impressed in myself for being so. If it was up to me, I would’ve written an essay about how the Los Angeles Lakers suck so much, and when they started off 5-0 (which is where they are now) you all [...]

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Posted by: Don Deportus on Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 to ¡Qué Cute!


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Posted by: Don Deportus on Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 to Sports Deporter


At only 23 years of age, Michael Phelps finally won the much anticipated and record breaking eighth gold medal this past Sunday. What did Phelps have to say just moments after winning this history making event by a mere 0.01 second? “There’s so much emotions going through my head [...] I just want [...]

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Posted by: Don Deportus on Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 to Sports Deporter


With the United States leading the Olympic medal count with a total of 22 and golden boy (in the closet gay boy) Michael Phelps making Olympic history, it comes as no surprise that NBC reports that U.S. viewers have been the highest since the ’76 games. In yesterday’s 200-meter freestyle, Phelps clocked in at 1:42.96, [...]

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Posted by: Don Deportus on Thursday, August 7th, 2008 to Sports Deporter, ¡Qué Cute!


Awww, this is one of my most favorite things to do: Rating Sports Bitches. I’m Don Deportus, the Sports Deporter from ChismeTime.com. Since there aren’t many hot, athletic bitches, I decided to include sports wives, girlfriends and whores on the list. You are going to loooove me for this one.
#15. Lisa Dergan. She’s married to [...]

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Posted by: Don Deportus on Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 to Sports Deporter


I don’t understand how Brett Favre is not getting the love that he deserves. Brett Favre is one of the greatest quarterbacks alive, and he is not getting any love. He does complain and bitch a lot like a closeted gay guy (something like Fred Turd & Tom Cruise) and a little diva (like Perez [...]

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Posted by: Don Deportus on Friday, August 1st, 2008 to Sports Deporter


The Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles and not of Anaheim acquired Manny Ramirez in a steal of a trade. Manny Ramirez might be 100 years old, but that lazy fat man can still bring in runs and hit home runs like nothing. I’ve followed Manny from a young age as a Cleveland Indians fan. [...]

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Posted by: Don Deportus on Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 to Sports Deporter


WHAT DID I TELL YOU BITCHES! Lakers are GREEN with envy.
The Boston Celtics did indeed win their 17th NBA title. The Big Three: Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen deserved it.
Kobe Bryant will NEVER win by being the leader of the team. EVER!

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