Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, February 11th, 2010 to Fiesta Platter


We need to sometimes tank the people who khelp us get far, ‘Armen Ramon‘ is juan of them! My Armenio/Mexican cousin toorns 25 jeers OOOOLD on this Aquarius day!
I was really imprez con Armando during the last bideo we did, Lady Gaga and Beyonce music parody of “Telephone”. We didn’t hab certain programs for our blue [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Saturday, January 30th, 2010 to Fiesta Platter, Música


Gracias to Chris Garsevanian for sending me this!!! As of this morning, my music parody of “Telephone” is the most popular bideo on the internets!!! In case joo missed it, here it is!!!!!

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 to Fiesta Platter


Ober the weekend, I true my prima, La Marietta, a birfday party. Being the true diva chee is, la puta did not chow up!!! Since Marietta is born the same day as El King, we instead celebrated El Capricorn’s 75th cumpleaños! 
An hour before the party, we went to Hollywood Boolebard, and bought a cut out and [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, January 1st, 2010 to Fiesta Platter


Joo ron get wiser unless joo get older! Lez me grateful that we are all here and enjoying la vida loca!
I am witching eberybody éxito (success), salud (health) y amor (lub)!
I am soooo ready to kick some major ass this jeer, are joo???
Lez keep it positivo!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b1GKGWJbE8

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 to Fiesta Platter


As a Navidad bonus, here is some old, unreleased footage of Coachita drinking vino in Marzo 2009! 
For New Jeers 2009 I was supposed to go wine tasting, pero it neber worked out. I was so determined to go that I went on Craigslist and found a group that was going, called, “Los Lebanese Professionals Network”. The [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 to Fiesta Platter


Recently, I was”cordially” inbited by a rish, árabe familia named “Los Joubrans” to dreenk té at the Peninsula Hotel in Beberly Hills. I was excited, not so mosh for the té, pero becoz this is where La Britney Spear met her árabe paparazzo, Adnan Ghalib, during her druggie days, remember??

So anyways, the tea fiesta took place in the beautiful Belbidear Room. ¡Mira, qué [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 to Fiesta Platter


Patron is promoting his new chismelicious book, “True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Sheating, and Oberdosing”.  
Get joor pitcher taken con La Queena and blog about it! 
Do some chopping! The first 50 People who buy the book from Kitson on Saturday will win a $50 Kitson Tote!  
Is from 2:00 pm-4:00 pm, pero get there [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 to Fiesta Platter


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd84PMCHqM

 
It was a Freak Chow at the WeHo Halloween Festibal, and that’s what always makes a great Gaaaaaywalking! Can’t wait until this becomes a segment on TB!!!
Credits:
Executive Producer: Perez Hilton
Cinematography & Editing: Armen Soudjian
Original music by Christopher Bedian
La Coacha Theme Song by Saro Koujakian
“My Penis” by Perez Hilton
Hair and Makeup by Judie Tallman
Special Thanks to [...]

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