Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, February 10th, 2010 to Project Run-Away


I always wanted to take a pitcher sitting on top of a Mexican ice cream cart como una princesa! The men in the pitcher were actual illegal aliens that we found at MaCarther Park. It was sosh a hustle to persaude the dude on the right to do it. Pobrecito was so scared we were [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, February 1st, 2010 to Project Run-Away


Perez Hilton wore this gorgeous khat jesterday to the 2010 Grammiez!! It was a binyl record of Gagita’s “Fame Monster”. And on the other side was a blonde hair bow. Queeee cute!!!!
I dropped this off to Patron as his X-mas gift. It was designed by Bijou Van Ness, the same designer who designed by Beethoven [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, January 28th, 2010 to Música, Project Run-Away


Oye monsters!!! Are joo ready for diz chit??? The bideo is gonna be out either toonight or tomorrow morn!!! Stay toon!!

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 to Música, Project Run-Away


 

Photo Credit: Sadao Turner
Although I am making a parody of Gaga’s “Telephone” featuring Beyoncé, I decided to add in a part of La Birgo’s “Bideophone”. We had a blue screen, pero it is not working becoz of lighting itchoos =( If joo know anybody that knows how to work weed blue/green screens and [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Sunday, January 17th, 2010 to Project Run-Away


Oye little monsters! La Coacha needs some angels from Los Angeles to BOLUNTEER in making some Lady Gaga costumes. Here are some of the outrageous outfits, Coachita wants to get started on. We only got juan week. I can gib joo credits in the bideo. Feel free to email me for questions: lacoacha@chismetime.com
Oh, and Lady [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, December 17th, 2009 to Chisme, Project Run-Away


I had met Dita sometime last jeer, when I was an audience member at the Shellsea Lately chow. 
Looking for some new material for my blog, I decided to go to her book signing on Bentura!
Dita was really elegant, classy, humble, and petite. La Libra takes really good care of herself, and us ladies need to follow [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, November 23rd, 2009 to Música, Project Run-Away


 

I wore Baytobin’s bynil record on my head as a hat!!! Que cool was that??? I got compliments from all the stars como Shakira, Leona Lewis, Selenaz Gomez, Black Eyed Peez, Green Day, and eben Nicole Kidman’s husband!!! Random people were taking pictures of my hat, including Yay-Z’s DJ, who tweeted it. Gracias to the [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Sunday, November 1st, 2009 to Fiesta Platter, Project Run-Away


 

So, I was Snow White for Halloweeeeeen. It was so fun trying to be a white woman. I went all out. Dyed my hair negro, whore blue contact lenses and white powder. People thought I was wearing a really cool wig, pero my talented hairstylist Yudie Tallman, pinned my hair into a bob. Muy cute, [...]

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