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I always wanted to take a pitcher sitting on top of a Mexican ice cream cart como una princesa! The men in the pitcher were actual illegal aliens that we found at MaCarther Park. It was sosh a hustle to persaude the dude on the right to do it. Pobrecito was so scared we were [...]

Perez Hilton wore this gorgeous khat jesterday to the 2010 Grammiez!! It was a binyl record of Gagita’s “Fame Monster”. And on the other side was a blonde hair bow. Queeee cute!!!!
I dropped this off to Patron as his X-mas gift. It was designed by Bijou Van Ness, the same designer who designed by Beethoven [...]

Oye monsters!!! Are joo ready for diz chit??? The bideo is gonna be out either toonight or tomorrow morn!!! Stay toon!!

Photo Credit: Sadao Turner
Although I am making a parody of Gaga’s “Telephone” featuring Beyoncé, I decided to add in a part of La Birgo’s “Bideophone”. We had a blue screen, pero it is not working becoz of lighting itchoos =( If joo know anybody that knows how to work weed blue/green screens and [...]

Oye little monsters! La Coacha needs some angels from Los Angeles to BOLUNTEER in making some Lady Gaga costumes. Here are some of the outrageous outfits, Coachita wants to get started on. We only got juan week. I can gib joo credits in the bideo. Feel free to email me for questions: lacoacha@chismetime.com
Oh, and Lady [...]

I had met Dita sometime last jeer, when I was an audience member at the Shellsea Lately chow. 
Looking for some new material for my blog, I decided to go to her book signing on Bentura!
Dita was really elegant, classy, humble, and petite. La Libra takes really good care of herself, and us ladies need to follow [...]

I wore Baytobin’s bynil record on my head as a hat!!! Que cool was that??? I got compliments from all the stars como Shakira, Leona Lewis, Selenaz Gomez, Black Eyed Peez, Green Day, and eben Nicole Kidman’s husband!!! Random people were taking pictures of my hat, including Yay-Z’s DJ, who tweeted it. Gracias to the [...]

So, I was Snow White for Halloweeeeeen. It was so fun trying to be a white woman. I went all out. Dyed my hair negro, whore blue contact lenses and white powder. People thought I was wearing a really cool wig, pero my talented hairstylist Yudie Tallman, pinned my hair into a bob. Muy cute, [...]