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Awww, this is one of my most favorite things to do: Rating Sports Bitches. I’m Don Deportus, the Sports Deporter from ChismeTime.com. Since there aren’t many hot, athletic bitches, I decided to include sports wives, girlfriends and whores on the list. You are going to loooove me for this one.
#15. Lisa Dergan. She’s married to [...]

I don’t understand how Brett Favre is not getting the love that he deserves. Brett Favre is one of the greatest quarterbacks alive, and he is not getting any love. He does complain and bitch a lot like a closeted gay guy (something like Fred Turd & Tom Cruise) and a little diva (like Perez [...]

The Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles and not of Anaheim acquired Manny Ramirez in a steal of a trade. Manny Ramirez might be 100 years old, but that lazy fat man can still bring in runs and hit home runs like nothing. I’ve followed Manny from a young age as a Cleveland Indians fan. [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuFuHu_MoGg

Our Sports Deporter is in Costa Rica swimming weed monkeys. Seriously, so let me make an attempt.
I saw this jesterday. Shaquille O’neal was rapping in a Nueva York club and he was freestyling making fun of Kobe Bryant. He told Kobe to lick his @$$. He also talked chit to Kobe becoz wheneber Kobe [...]

Fuel Shampion, El Scott Kalitta, 46, died jesterday after his car burst into flames while going 300 miles per hour and then crached the hell out of a New Yersey raceway barrier. He has two kids and a wife =(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGD56oymASQ

WHAT DID I TELL YOU BITCHES! Lakers are GREEN with envy.
The Boston Celtics did indeed win their 17th NBA title. The Big Three: Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen deserved it.
Kobe Bryant will NEVER win by being the leader of the team. EVER!

Even though everyone in Los Angeles thinks the Lakers are going to win tonight in Game 6 and even if they do win they are not going to be crowned as the NBA champions this year. Boston has only lost one game at home throughout the playoffs and even though Kobe is the MVP of [...]

Yes, I am a Lakers hater and I really do despise Kobe Bryant, but game 5 of the Spurs series made me realize one thing: Kobe Bryant is no longer a virgin. Yes, he might have raped a girl, might have a hot wife and kids that he kept with jewelry and being a bitch [...]