Joo know what time it is?

In the February Issue of Interview Magazine, La Lindsay Lohan, shit shats weed La Lauren Hutton. 

Like typical Hollywood Hiltons who are only famous for being famous, they pretend to hate the paparazzi for making their life sooo difficult, when it’s the paparazzi that makes their life sooo easy. Samples of these sort of  untalented Hiltons are La Speidi, La Paris Hilton, La Nicole Bitchy y Lezzie Lohan.

I edited some of the interesting quotes:

1. Speaking about the ONLY cock she hitches:

“I wanted to be a movie star. Pero, movie stars are not what they juiced to be …Like, what is the great film that I will tell my shildren about? I’m still going to tell them about the old films, the Hitchcock films. And people my age don’t even know who those people are. I can’t even have a conversation with most people of my generation about that, because they’d be like, ‘OK, cheese a freak. Something’s wrong weed her.’”  (Who knew Lindsay was such an arteest. I’m assuming her favorite HitchCOCK movie was Psycho?)

2. On the paparazzi:

“There’s really no way of hiding from the paparazzi, it’s soooo impossible for me to actually do that. Pero, the second that joo complain about it, they say, ‘Well, this is what joo wanted, so this is what joor going to get. That’s all people see it as now. It’s not, ‘No, I yust want to have some time for myself! There are things I want to do, and people don’t understand that. Joo know, my car accident that I got into where I got my first DUI sharge, I wouldn’t have been speeding up like I was if I didn’t have people shoving cameras in my windows.” (Jajajaj, dude joo crashed joor Benz because joo were drunk and on drugs, THUS the DUI arrest! And three times in the same jeer mami? Cum on now mami!)

3. On being a Psycho, Groupie, Cocaine Crazy:

“I have become this girl who yust loves to be photographed, doesn’t know how to focus, doesn’t know how to work on set, yust loves the attention, knows how to go out at night, knows how to party. And joo know what? I was 20 jeers old. I never went to college. I lived maybe six months out of my life like that, doing something wrong, and then I stopped. Dios forbid I should have ever learned my lesson. Pero, at this point it’s so hard for people to even believe that there was a lesson to be learned at all, because they yust think I’m wrong.”

4. On not being taken seriously, and having a DIVA reputation (i.e. Ugly Betty) 

“I yust feel as though it’s become a situation where people have manifested this caricature of who I am, and they act as if there’s no real person inside of it. I mean, people really have come to believe — directors, producers, agents, whoever it may be — that I started in this because I wanted to be a celebrity. Pero, that was never my intention. What hurts the most, is that I work yust as hard as any other actress around my age, like Scarlett Yohansson, pero I yust don’t get the opportunities that they get because people are so distracted by the mess that I created in my life. Pero, that doesn’t mean it’s going to last forever.” (Remember when Lindsay got drunk wrote chit about Scarlett on a Nueva York bathroom bar and Scarlett was totally confused? I think someone is a little yeaaalous!!!)

5. On wanting to be like Brangelina: 

“Joo know what’s hard? I want to give back. I want to do all the things that will make me feel fulfilled. Pero, whenever I do those things, people think it’s a press stunt or something.” (Jaja, at this point of being addicted to being in tabloids,  since when do joo possibly care what ANYONE has to say? No que no?)

6. On living by Heath Ledger’s “Words of Wisdom”:

‘He told me, It’s build joo up to knock joo down, and that’s all it is”. (Sadly, HE was the one who knocked himself down, so I don’t know if I would take the advice of someone who committed suicide)

7. On why cheese not nice to her 10 fans in the world?

Well, joo got to yust READ THIS!!!!