La Coacha
Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, December 28th, 2009 to Chisme Guide


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Sorry Ryan Gosling, pero joo are no longer my imaginary boyfren. Ladies and queens, feast joor eyes on THISSSSS!

Matteo is a 26-jeer-old Aries who is best known as the “bad” boy Liam on the CW telenovela series “90210″, duh nuh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh nuh, chee chee!

Speaking of chichi, La Coacha and her tweens laid eyes on El Don Juan de Atlanta during the Teen Fiesta, remember? 

Anyways, since nobody bought me a Christmas present this jeer becoz of “the recession”, Santa Baby decided to send me the sheapest gift eber: A LUB LETTER FROM MATTEO!!!!

The letter writes (in sexy, silber ink and a girl’s handwriting):

“LA COACHA-I lub joo like I lub Cholula…Keep it spicy!!! Matteo”

We all know that w/out Cholula sauce, breakfast, lonche y dinner wouldn’t taste as good!

All day Matteo. AAAAALLLLL DAAAAAY!!!

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If joo guys want to see some Matteo esta noche, please toon in to SHELLSEA LATELY, December 28 at 11 p.m. (ET) on E!  

TOON IN! TOON IN! TOON IN!!!

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Oh and Santa Baby, for next jeer…slip a Lanter under the tree for me. It would be the best present to unwrap =)

Prrrrrrrr!

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19 Responses to “ Meet Hollywood’s Hottest Hottie: Matt Lanter! ”

  1. ManaMania , on December 28th, 2009 at 11:41 am Said:

    Ay Coachita, he is one hot tamale! Totally gorge.

  2. BlondeAmbition , on December 28th, 2009 at 11:41 am Said:

    I would hit it all day too, LMFAO! I would not kick him out of bed. 

  3. @MGValdez , on December 28th, 2009 at 11:42 am Said:

    joo lucky beeyotch!

  4. amandaMyles , on December 28th, 2009 at 11:42 am Said:

    I don’t like the new 90210, but he is dreamy =)

  5. jellyBean , on December 28th, 2009 at 11:47 am Said:

    “ALL DAY”. You’re crazy Coacha, lol. But I love how this site pimps out a woman’s perspective. 

  6. krazyboriqua , on December 28th, 2009 at 11:48 am Said:

    WOW mija,  He’s HOT and his eyes are even HOTTER!!! Show him what the REAL Cholula is all about….LMAOOO!!! Once you go latina there is nothing hot or spicier!!! Get him Girl =)

  7. Minasi , on December 28th, 2009 at 11:51 am Said:

    Hey Coacha, the first video that pops up on Youtube when I type in his name is this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G97OKS1J60I

    Flirting with some random lady? You so have a chance!

  8. persianPrince , on December 28th, 2009 at 11:52 am Said:

    When are you gonna pick a real man like me? Who is this gay dude man…

  9. Bambi , on December 28th, 2009 at 11:54 am Said:

    He has gorgeous eyes!! I don’t blame you chica!

  10. La Coacha , on December 28th, 2009 at 12:00 pm Said:

    Scooz me Persian “Prince”, pero I got GAYDAR:

  11. Mary , on December 28th, 2009 at 12:01 pm Said:

    Chelsea Handler for sure will be hitting on him on the show. Cougar!

  12. Beth , on December 28th, 2009 at 12:06 pm Said:

    Lick, Lick!

  13. Refugio , on December 28th, 2009 at 3:11 pm Said:

    He is mine!!!!! he is mine!!!! I want him!!!!

  14. kuka , on December 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm Said:

    delicious fresh strawberry.

  15. Kuka , on December 28th, 2009 at 4:50 pm Said:

    The “Universe” is bringing you one just like him or it could be him.   I see Love,passion, drama,excitement coming into your life. Are you ready????

  16. Roberto , on December 29th, 2009 at 1:39 pm Said:

    He is muy caliente!

  17. janette , on January 6th, 2010 at 11:25 am Said:

    damn PAPI!!!!!!! now thats what  i call SPICYYYY!!!!! THATS HOTTER THAN MA CHOLULA!!! ID MAKE HIS BED ROCK!! muahaha mucho lub!

  18. skipper , on January 6th, 2010 at 11:27 am Said:

    so i definetly agree witch joo roberto papi! he is one hott tamale!

  19. mamasita , on January 6th, 2010 at 11:31 am Said:

    i love me some tamales!
    i love me some matt lanter
    i love me that bod!

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