If Lindsay’s happy, we can all be happy.
CANCER (Lindsay Lohan)
June 22-July 22
It’s easy to be as hot as possible at the beginning of the week.Toward the end of the week, you have the potential to make your love life into a cheesy Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey romantic comedy. Who wants that? Trade!!! Take it to the bedroom nice and slow bubeleh…
LEO (Kim Cattrall)
July 23-August 22
You’re a roaring lion at the beginning of the week, so don’t wait — rourrrr. Who needs plans when you’ve got such a spontaneous nature? During the end of the week though, you’re going to have to take a closer look at all things. Observe. You will learn and go a LONG way baby.
VIRGO (Heidi Montag)
August 23-September 22
The stars are ready, willing and able to give it up to you. Carve out time to carve yourself in. If you are complaining that you aren’t getting ass, then it’s about time you grabbed someone’s ass with you to a cafe on Monday or Tuesday night. Around Wednesday or Thursday, though, it’s time to make sure your priorities line up with a certain someone’s if you want “things” to last.
LIBRA (Kim Kardashian)
September 23-October 22
What’s the BIG idea? Get yours OUT there as the week begins and see what will happen! Keep a BIG-picture perspective on Wednesday and if you ask you shall receive!
SCORPIO (Nicolette Sheridan)
October 23 – November 21
Work on your sexual endevours right away so that by Wednesday and Thursday it won’t be hard sorting out your true feelings. Take time out…rest up — so that you’ll want to be ready for the excitement the stars have coming on Friday.
SAGITTARIUS (Britney Spears)
November 22-December 21
Follow your love organ, and I am not talking about your heart. Your sexual instincts are right on as the week gets going if you just OPEN yourself up to your DEEPEST wisdom. The thing is, you’re wide open to a number of different directions now. And there’s no way to go wrong.
CAPRICORN (Sienna Miller)
December 22-January 19
You might wanna forget about whatever expectations you’ve got — not to mention plans you’ve made. The stars and sex shop have other things in store, and while you may not be sure where things are going, don’t panic. The energy coming around the end of the week, favors explorations in some pretty sweet and tasty directions.
AQUARIUS (Paris Hilton)
January 20-February 18
You’ve got the kind of soul insight at the beginning of the week. Use it while you’ve got it! Taking it personally is tempting, but don’t make assumptions. Getting physically active will help you be emotionally balanced. If there’s a problem just say “screw it” and you should.
PISCES (Sharon Stone)
February 19-March 20
If you’ve got any kind of sexually-related stuff going on in the work environment at the beginning of the week, be smart about it and be particularly aware. Christie Brinkley’s husband got himself in a big mess. Who ever is looking over your shoulder is more aroused than the person looking under your skirt.
ARIES (Jenna Jameson)
March 21-April 19
You’ve got balls as the week gets going and when combined with that nice round tuchis of yours, the results can only mean great things for your love life. Friday brings a dramatic rush of energy that continues all through the weekend — the kind that leads to amazing ecstasy.
TAURUS (Brooke Hogan)
April 20-May 20
Cues and clues about life and love are all over the place and so are you, you meshugener!!. You need to calm down. If someone tries to tie you down, don’t object….but have fun while you’re at it.
GEMINI (Mary Kate Olsen)
May 21-June 21
Your best asset isn’t your ass, but it is that BIG, sexy brain of yours. Use it, abuse it. Get your partner to his/her knees and sing a Justin Timberlake melody, ala “I just love your brain.”
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
Fuck, I don’t want to be Mary Kate Olsen.
UCP are thief is bad man I MAD on boss is fired woman liar. Â
I quit ucp liar
I quit that ucp are liar
 Not me i am very smart and brillant mind
I quit that ucp are liar not me and I am very smart.
he steal me I mad that man are thief and I don’t ucp is liar boss I going out to get strikeright now. from: UCP 4Fl120 east 23rd streetNew. York, NY 10010 THat man is thief.Cut!!!!! UCP and Bush is crook?
strike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
strike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the khell is this Rishard saying?
That services he liar too
strike!!!!!! STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR !!!!!!!!!!
UCP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIEF YOU ARE THIEF TOO
I BEAT YOU UCP YOU’RE BIG LIAR I WILL STRIKE NOW RIGHT AND COP TOO!!!!!!!!
OR SERVICESÂ
STRIKE!!!!!!!!! STRIKE!!!!!!!!!! STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
STRIKE!!!!!!!! STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!! STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am great mind and brilliant mind.
I strike now right YOU thief
bye byeÂ
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I will call news CBS ABC NBC AND CNN bye bye
YOU LIAR JUST LIKE BUSH IS DEVIL BURN YOU.
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AND I DON’T LIKE BUSH IS BIG CROOKÂ FOR WARS IS VERY BAD MAN. YOU FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!
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I make baseball lamps yankees and mets. And people love my baseball lamps is $35.00
from home. And now I fix to make the machine is top secret. I am very brilliant to fit
thing not for people is top secret.
You liar ucp is not protect to man is thief. Â I
don’t like ucp steal for money and I mad bad boss woman.Â
I want protect thief right now
Cop are not protect UCPÂ are thief now. MONDAY I going to get strike on the UCPÂ 4fl
120 east 23rd street
New. York, NY 10010Â Â
IÂ am protect ucp and policeman are crook.
UCP shame onyou not good for me bye bye
Shame on you UCP!!!! Shame on you UCP!!!! Shame on you UCP!!!! Shame on you UCP!!!!
Shame on you UCP!!!! Shame on you UCP!!!!
Shame on you UCP!!!! Shame on you UCP!!!!
Shame on you UCP!!!! Shame on you UCP!!!!
and Shame on you!!!! Cop’s and Services is
not protect. YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!! You not working. Cops is not protect and services too you liar about that man are thief. I strike cop and services. I am strike UCP on the monday!!!!
stop play off my e-mail
richard, please stop making stupid comments.
I don’t stop you liar about man are thief, you
stop bye bye you thief
Monday I going get strike from UCP NY,city
strike for UCP liar this is not protect man are thief. I protect there are steal you cut my email I mad animal brave like that gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you liar about me. I am great hero just like good hearted. You stop liar bye bye.
Fred Turd you liar about UCP are thief. Maybe you too Fred to jail.
I am law and protect.
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I quit UCP there are thief from
UCP fl4
120 east 23rd street
New. York, NY 10010
Cop liar are not protect about that man are thief bad
UCP
I am not marriage and I love woman are beautiful
my heart
bye bye I going to sleep
You Boss are liar. The man are thief from UCP are
crook. I don’t like UCP steal my money and my laptop.
I said you FIRED!!!!!! boss LIAR!!!!! God said you not
protect for me. I am protect hero to save life not boss you’re liar. I am good hearted, smart, brilliant and
generous.
from UCP liar 4fl
120 East 23rd sreet
New. York, NY 10010
bye bye you fired
from UCP 4fl
120 East 23rd street
New. York, N.Y.10010
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thief there are thief there are thief there are thief there
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thief there are thief there are thief there are thief there
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thief there are thief there are thief there are thief there
are thief there are thief there are thief there are thief
there are there are thief there are thief there are thief!
UCP are thief just like bush are liar crook.
you have pay me $2,000.00
UCP are not pay money, you liar about me. I am smart
work and protect. And one man are thief you are thief
you are thief you are thief you are thief you are thief you
are thief you are thief you are thief you are thief you are thief you are thief you are thief you are thief you are thief
you are thief you are thief you are thief you are thief you
are thief you ‘re thief you’re thief !!!!
You going pay me oll you going to die
You thief you steal my laptop my money and people
money 1 man are thief? I know who steal.
And I’m protect.
That woman boss you are fire!!!!!! ucp are not good
work and woman boss bad
He going to die you thief
bye
You are liar boss woman. About that man steal money
and laptop. He is thief and he steal people money.
You Fired!!!!
Services you fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU LIAR BOSS about that man is the thief. You’re liar
and you going pay me $2000.00
I want $2000.00 and I will fight that man are thief. He
will die.
YOU very bad ucp man are thief I don’t like you and I
mad grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!?
ucp is demon he is not good hearted
That UCP are no hearted spirit. There are demon about one man are thief.
I MAD ABOUT UCP grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! and baby brother is bad cop about me. I am not crazy man I am protect smart. This is truth bad man.
I am not happy I mad about cop New.York, city is very very very bad cop go down.
I don’t like cop is very bad men about policeman.
I go move to Washington, DC  there are good
people protect for me. Not New. York City are very bad UCP and cop too. You cop
are liar not protect badman are thief. And I
mad today and I can’t sleep for that man are thief for life spirit I brave like lion ggrrrrrrrrr!!!! I mad grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!  bye bye New York  bye bye UCP bye bye Cop grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
This UCP is not protect and policeman is not protect too!!!!! I mad grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! NY,City.
I’m great hearted spirit about that one man are thief and I’m protect to be great generousÂ
for life get off my back you bad cop I mad
policeman and I don’t like you boss from UCP
NY city.   Â
I don’t like work
 I quit. That is not my job and UCP is liar. bye
byeÂ
I am great leo like august 9,1953 gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! just like the lionhearted and brave. My name Richard. Pratt. and I am very generous and good hearted for life hearted.  I mad about that one
man are steal there are thief. You pay $2,050.00.
You don’t liar me. UCP
bye bye!!!! you liar
UCP LIAR UCP LIAR UCP LIAR UCP LIAR  UCP BIG LIAR UCP BIG LIAR ABOUT ONE MAN ARE STEAL. This man liar liar liar liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mad cop from NY city and you
don’t pay I call FBI agent protect one man thief from UCPÂ
120 east  23th street fl4
New. York, N.Y.10010 You pay me $2,050.00
I want my money and I need now $2,050.00
YOU PAY ME NOW? I MADÂ GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Richard. Pratt.
67-53 165th street
Fresh meadows, NY 111365Â pay me now
are I mad grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
you not pay me I mad grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
I strike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on UCP!!!!!is liar just like bush. That one man are thief !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!120 east 23th street
new. york, NY10010.  That one man are thief liar!!!! I mad about  steal for people and me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COP liar are protect about  that one man thief.
 I strike cop too liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mad policemans are not protect about UCP NY,CITY are liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I am protect are thief that man are steal.    You pay me about $2050.00 you liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UCP NY, City. are thief.
I beat bush is devil lie…. And now UCP  NYcity is devil very bad thief this one man are you are liar.
UCP you liar. ucp you liar ucp you liar ucp
you liar ucp you liar ucp you liar ucp you liar
ucp you liar ucp you liar ucp you liar……….
UCP you thief ucp you thief ucp you thief ucp
you thief ucp you thief ucp you thief ucp you thief ucp you thief ucp you thief ucp you thief…………
You UCP you liar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bad people boss about that one man are thief.
ok now You not my boss is liar crook about one man steal. There are theif man that one man want too. That UCP is liar are not protect steal $2050 and you not pay are you going
jail. byebye
I want my $2050 you steal you thief about that one man are liar.  And that boss woman are don’t know and I feel mad about that one man steal there are thief any time. I am mad Ican’t dream to be get new job. You have to pay me liar thief and crook.            That man steal money and thing too. I mad grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! just like lion king  too.
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UCP bad liar man steal my money about $2050. 00 pay me. I am protect just like FBI, good spy and NCIS. You pay UCP me. I mad just like GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
that UCP one man are thief from NY CITY YOU PAY ME $2,050? YOU PAY $2,050. YOU PAY $2,050 YOU PAY $2,050 YOU PAY $2,050 YOU PAY $2,050 YOU PAY $2,050 YOU PAY $2,050 YOU PAY ME $2,050.00.  I brave just like lion hearted.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
And I am special man to be very brilliant mind
and I am protect for life spirit to my heart dream.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
UCP you liar boss ABOUT that one man are thief and you are not pay for $2,050.00. You are crook and I am protect that one man are thief. He want steal for money and thing.
He is thief are liar steal my money $2,050. and I work for my money.  I WANT MY MONEY AND I NEED NOW.  IS MY MONEY I
NEED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name Richard. Pratt. I live New.York. and I am special man and I’m protect bad man about steal my money. You people are go jail. You thief.
 That one man are going to jail.
UCP NY, City. 4flÂ
120 East 23th street
New. York, NY 10010
Iwant my money !!!! I WANT MY MONEY !!!!
I WANT MY MONEY!!!! I WANT MY MONEY!!!! I WANT MY MONEY!!!! I WANT MY
MONEY!!!! I WANT MY MONEY!!!! I WANT MY
MONEY!!!! I WANT MY MONEY I NEED NOW!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
I MAD Â THAT UCP STEAL THERE ARE THIEF
$2,050.00 PAY ME NOW. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
I MAD Â TODAY UCP ARE NOT PAY ME FROM
UCPÂ 4f
120 east 23th street
New. York, NY 10010
I want my money about $2050.00 stop liar. You are thief and you are liar crook . That
one man are thief to steal are liar about my protect. I am protect one man are thief stop steal people money.
I mad GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
by  Richard. Pratt.
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I want pay me $2,050.00 ucp are going to dead.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!
oh mighty god destory one man are thief to dead from UCP NY CITY 120 East 23th street
New. York, NY10010 destory now.
destroy ucp now
I want my money about $2050.00 and you UCP are thief you DEAD police man you liar
are not protect. I fight you to destory cop and
UCP thief  from UCP NYCITY
120East 23thStreet 4fl
New.York, NY 10010Â Â Â Â IÂ don’t like policemanÂ
are not protect UCP from ny city. There  are thief.
my name Richard. Pratt.
I am destroy you policeman are bad cop liar
and for you ucp keep steal. I kill you thief thatÂ
one man are thief from UCP 4fl,. 120East 23th
street,. New York, NY10010 and I don’t like Â
policeman very bad are not protect ucp are thief. I mad steal my money.
Policeman are not protcet about that one man
are thief from UCP 4fl,. 120east 23th street
New. YORK, NY 10010Â There are not pay me
$2,050.00 there are liar about me. I am mad about 2 year there are steal money  & laptop. I don’t steal about man are thief .
That bad man from UCP is devil.
I make baseball lamp mets and yankees
You liar about bad steal and policeman liar are not Protect
bad thief. Now I strike policeman you are cuckoo cop are
bad men. You going down devil cuckoo cop liar. I am good man protect life and help people to save good you are very
bad man. I am good protect for good spirit for live. I be poor you bad policeman stop bad you badman policeman bye liar. NY CITY
I beat you policeman to strike you out you bad cop liar.