The greatest trend in Hollywood, besides crack, is…BABIES!!! In Hollywood, women wait until the age of 40 to give birth and guess what? They deliver healthy babies. Physically healthy that is. If Coacha had to narrow down the top 10 cutest babies in Hollywood they would be the following…
10. El Yohan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. This little cute brotha is the son of model, La Heidi Klum, y singer Seal. Yohan’s older brother looks like his dad that’s why he didn’t make the list. And Yohan’s white half sister, looks like her dad, and that’s why she didn’t make the list. Anyways, I love the fact that Seal’s kid has a Greek name. I yust hope he doesn’t get a skin disorder como Seal. Yohan is going to turn 2 jeers old on Nov. 22. Rock that Fro Sagittarius!
9. La Dannielynn Birkhead. Her hot mess mama, Ana Nicole Smith died from being drugged by lawyer, El Howard Stern. Stern claimed to be this baby’s daddy, so that he can inherit the million dollars real property Ana Nicole left behind. They later found out that this baby’s real baby daddy is a gay guy named La Larry Birkhead. Ana had sex weed Larry becoz she wanted a girl weed blonde hair, blue eyes that had a shance of looking like La Marilyn Monroe! Crazy Chit. People don’t consider her to be cute becoz she is cross-eyed. Pero, I pray for this baby to heal. This Birgo turns 2 in a couple of weeks!
8. La Biolet Affleck. My friends don’t teenk she is cute becoz they teenk she has her mama Yennifer Garner’s squinty, little eyes. I teenk she is cute becoz she has her mama’s dimples and she always smiles! Plus, her papa is hot ass Ben Affleck. Thank joo Yennifer Lopez for screwing up joor relationship weed Ben, or else Biolet wouldn’t have been born…Sagittarius is going to be an older sister bery soon!
7. La Ever Gabo Anderson. No one knows who the hell this baby is becoz no one cares about La Milla Yovobitch. Proud Pothead Milla explains the unusual name she gave her Scorpio daughter…”The name Ever is a Scottish boy’s name. Paul, her papa, has Scottish “Celtic” blood in him. And the Gabo part? It’s “a mixture of my parents names! The first two letters are after my mama’s first name, Galina and the last two letters are after my dad’s first name Bogie”. Oh Lor…Scorpio will turn one in November.
6. La Valentina Paloma Pinault. She looks like a cartoon. Big Brown eyes, little bitty nose. Que cute! La Valentina is a walking, breathing Joonited Nations. Her mama, La Salma Hayek, is half Mexican and half Arabic. Her billionaire papa, is French. And she also has a half brother from her papa and model Linda Evangelista. Her life is already a telenovela. Her brother is a cute DiCaprio looking baby, pero if I had to choose one of the Pinault’s, it would be this little Sexican!!! Valentina, a birgo like her mama, will turn one next month!
5. La Shiloh Yolie-Pitt. Eberyone said that Brangelina’s biological shildren would be the most beautiful. Eh… People were in awe when they saw Shiloh’s big lips on her first cover of People Magazine. The millions she made from that photo choot, went to sharity and this kid has NO CLUE!!! Shiloh is a Gemini like her mama. She yust became a big sister to twins, Knox y Bibienne. She also is the little sister of Asian rockstars, Pax and Maddox, and African shild, Zahara. Que cute!
4. El Yayden Yames Spear. I am obsessed over the little Spear boys. Although Sean Preston is a little stud, I would have to shoose Yayden Yames becoz he is a mini-me of La Britney!!! Him and his brother are both Birgos, which means they are going to be the biggest sluts when they grow up. And their papa isn’t the greatest influence. He has two other kids, from Shar Yackson which means, Sean and Yayden have a black brother and sister, que cute!!!
3. Kingston Rossdale. Half Stefani, half English, this little boy is the coolest kid eber! One day he has slick back hair. Another day he has a mohawk. Another day he has long, curly hair. And his mama knows how to dress him. I love the fact that he looks exactly like both his parents! Kingston yust became a big brother to baby Zuma tooday! Kingston also has a 19 jeer old half sister, Daisy Lowe, who is dating El Samantha Ronson’s brother. The discovery of Daisy Lowe almost made Gwen divorce Gavin, pero if she didn’t stick weed him she wouldn’t have had this badass!
2. La Soori Cruise. Who the hell would have thought that a Scientologist and Dawson’s Creek were going to have the most beautiful baby? This little girl kicks Shiloh’s ass!!! She is the most popular baby. I couldn’t find any information on wikipedia on any of the other babies, pero La Princessa Soori has her own page!! She is 2 jeers old and she drinks Scientologist baby formula through a bottle STILL. Princessa Soori also has over a million dollars worth of wardrobe! Spoiled little Aries. Muñeca. Look at that face!!!
1. La Miley Cyrus. (No comment)
BABY THAT ALMOST MADE THE LIST:
El Cruz Beckham. He has been 3 jeers old since February, so he is more of a toddler than a baby. Pero, this little chit is like a man already. Whenever there is paparazzi around, he sticks his middle finger to them. He protects his mama! Que cute is that?? He also break dances!!! I love him!!!
BABIES THAT WOULD NEVER MAKE THE LIST:
La Emme y El Max Anthony. Yennifer Lopez should have had kids weed El Ben Affleck…Sorry mija.
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I think Jolie-Pitt diserves a better place, she is gorgeous.
Miley Cyrus -is not cuter than any of those kids, so she should be in last place.
J. Lopez definitely didn’t think about the ugly kids she’d have if she shared genes with Marc Anthony. I guess she is not THAT shallow after all(?!?)
Haha, The Miley Cyrus thing was obviously a joke. Yeah, I agree Suri is the cutest kid ever. Shiloh is pretty but Gwen Stefani’s son is more adorable. He is a lstud.
I still can’t get over how Miley is number one. Soooo funny!
I think Jennifer Lopez was just desperate to have kids already. Who knows they might be cute when they grow up? Sometimes that happens.
JENNIFER’S KIDS ARE UGLY! im a huge fan of hers but marc’s genes have overpowered hers! eew. OH and VIOLET AFFLECK is an UGLY little girl… her parents are HOT though. maybe she’ll be an ugly duckling story!
Kingston is the cutest!
Jlo’s baby is absolutely horrid! It looks old and scary. It could be a 666-Omen baby!!! Look at its eyes….SCARY