Fred Turd
Posted by: Fred Turd on Thursday, August 14th, 2008 to Movie Madness


It’s Thursday, and you know what that means - LIST TIME! Here are the sexy extra-terrestrials the staff at Chismetime.com would most like to fuck.

10 - Mork - Mork and Mindy

That innocent face, that weird accent, and the unusual language he spoke were all incredible turn-ons.

9 - Connie Conhead - Conheads

Sure that huge head might be a distraction, but just put a bag over her head and all will be well.

8 - Tommy Solomon - Third Rock from the Sun

Okay, so he was only fifteen when the show started, but by the time it ended this hottie was fully legal and extremely fuckable.

7 - Evie - Out of this World

Remember little half-alien Evie, would could freeze time by putting her fingers together? Well, we fantasized about fucking her as teens, and we’d certainly fuck her now.

6 - LEELOO - The Fifth Element 

Everyone in the movie kept referring to this red-headed nymph as ”the perfect being.” While she was dumber than a box of nails, she definitely lived up to that hype on a physical level.

5 - Seven of Nine - Star Trek Voyager

Starfleet uniforms have always been a little snug, but they’re nothing compared to the bedazzled catsuit Seven of Nine strutted around in as the Borg refugee who joined the crew of the Starship Voyager.

4 -  Starbuck - Battlestar Galactica

We’d love to be dominated by this bad-ass. Bring on the whips!

3 - Celeste Martin - My Stepmother is An Alien

This sexy stepmom from outer space became the fantasy of every male teen back in 1988.

2 - Sil - Species

A woman created with DNA codes from outer space who loves to be nude and really likes sex? So what if she’s prone to killing her mate afterwards? For many movie-going geeks, that was a sacrifice worth making.

1 - Tom Cruise

Despite his quest for world domination and the freaky cult he follows, to us, Tom Cruise will always be the teen dancing around in his underwear or the stud mixing drinks on the beach. FUCK-A-BLE!

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16 Responses to “ Top 10 Most Fuckable Extra-Terrestrials ”

  1. Stacey , on August 14th, 2008 at 3:35 pm Said:

    Fred, you need a vacation! Tom Cruise?  No way. He’s just crazy!

  2. Fred Turd , on August 14th, 2008 at 4:58 pm Said:

    Tom Cruise was La Coacha’s idea. Personally, he scares me!

  3. LeaveBritneyAlone , on August 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am Said:

    TOM CRUISE WAS HOT BEFORE HE GOT INVOLVED WITH SCIENTOLOGY!

  4. Jennfff , on August 16th, 2008 at 10:08 pm Said:

    HAHAHAHA!!!!I loved the #1…though he isn’t really fuckable…his wallet is though ;)

  5. Morgan , on August 18th, 2008 at 10:09 pm Said:

    Leeloo is definately #1.

  6. hmmm , on August 25th, 2008 at 6:40 pm Said:

    a poor attempt at humor coming from a website that you’re wasting your time on since it will never be succesful.

    Do something useful with your life

  7. LaCoachaFan1 , on August 26th, 2008 at 1:21 pm Said:

    Wow, I don’t understand the deal with hypocrities. Are you not on this website, hmmm, ‘wasting your time’ as you say? You’re just a jealous, bitter prick. The website IS successful and your negativity is not needed on it. Bug off.

  8. Lapolita , on August 29th, 2008 at 10:27 pm Said:

    Where is T’Pol?? Talk about a hot Vulcan, she scorches the tube!!

  9. charn , on November 4th, 2008 at 10:56 pm Said:

    Lt. Saavik. enough said.

  10. Bruno Araujo , on November 22nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm Said:

    and you left Trillion (Zooey Deschannel) out of it!?!? you gotta be fucking kidding the world

  11. theteafromgermany , on January 8th, 2009 at 5:31 am Said:

    yeah tom cruise is pretty cool but WHERES CHEWBACCA?!

  12. UhClem , on January 17th, 2009 at 5:38 pm Said:

    You missed Farscape’s Aeryn Sun (Claudia Black) not to mention Ciana (Gigi Edgely)

  13. porntubeguy , on March 16th, 2009 at 8:53 am Said:

    Man, I will bookmark your blog and take the feeds also, if you don�t mind

  14. Quinton Jefferson , on March 24th, 2009 at 4:37 pm Said:

    Chris for president

  15. After 27 years, Spielberg brings E.T. back to Earth! | Chisme Time , on May 13th, 2009 at 2:03 pm Said:

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  16. Elizabeth Anne Knox , on September 21st, 2010 at 12:35 pm Said:

    You left out a few !

    Star Trek: B’Elanna Torres (Voyager), Deanna Troi and Data (Next Gen - unless Androids don’t count as aliens ?), Jadzia Dax (Deep Space Nine)

    Doctor Who: Leela (original Who, c. 1977)

    Star Wars: Oola the Twi’lek dancer (Return of the Jedi)

    Stargate: Teal’C, Nirti, Hathor

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