Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, January 15th, 2009 to ¡Qué Cute!


Who said Hollywood is Physically Perfect? This blog will make some of joo insecure beeshes feel better about joorselves. 

So…When joo have a fugly deformity the last teeng joo should do is show it off like NOTTING!!! Pero, that’s not the case for La Loca de La Lilly Allen who keeps bragging about her third nipple. Taurus showed it off 2 jeers ago on “Friday Night Project”, and now cheese doing it again on Dutch television. Wash the clip HERE!

At first, I didn’t know whether to believe it or not because I neber know when cheese serious or being estoopid, pero I guess her being estoopid is her being serious. 

I did some researsh and found out that there is such a teeng as a third nipple!!!

This is what wikipedia.org writes, “A supernumerary nipple (also known as a third nipple, triple nipple, thripple, accessory nipplepolythelia or the related condition: polymastia) is an additional niple occuring in mammals, often mistaken for moles and diagnosed at a rate of 1 in 18 humans”. 

Oh chit!!! One in Eighteen. So most of joo guys have third nipples too???

Other celebrities that have a third nipple are La Carrie Underwood (who admitted that in an American Idol audition thinking it was a mole until she realized it got hard) and Mark Wahlberg (who wanted to remove his  pero than decided to keep it because it was his “prized possession”). Prized Possession? I would remove that chit!

And while I was doing some researsh about third nipples, I stumpled upon beautiful entertainers who have six toes that look like an alien shild!!

Beyonce is reported to have six toes, pero I didn’t find any proof. I found some pictures of other stars who have six toes, como La Halle Berry y La Kate Hudson. 

Enjoy!

 



4 Responses to “ Beyonce has six toes, while Lilly Allen has three nipples! ”

  1. Oralle! It’s all that microwaved food or parents who partied waaaaay to much when they were pregnant. So to all you preggies out there who still smoke and drink with a baby in your belly, don’t be suprised when your baby got one eye, four nipples and two penuses! Than on the other had some of you freaks might like bizzare sex every once in a while! Hey Halle B Let me lick your toes!

  2. SOOOOOO FAAAKKEEE!!!

  3. what beyonce has six toes that not rigth yall jsut playing arond with us rigth if she do thats her not me….. loLz NO THATS FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

  4. Can you write this in the English language… you know, the one where words aren’t spelled like a kindergartner wrote it. or do you even know it -_-

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