Joo know what time it is?

Ever since the Hugh Hefner event, La Coacha wasn’t sure if she had the huevos rancheros to return to the Grove. I drove all the way there, pero I wasn’t sure if I was going to be welcomed or not. 

Bijou and Fred Turd said, ” Coacha, make peace weed joor past. And besides, It’s the Queen of All Media. Get out the car beesh!!”

I got pumped and said, ¡Vámonos!

So, we got there on time. All three of us bought the book and we were going to stand in line until I heard a boice of fierceness saying, “La Coacha, La Coacha, La Coacha”. I turned around… It was a Barnes and Nobles employee, and I immediately thought, “Uh, Oh”.  Fierceness told me that he couldn’t give us a press pass because Coacha is too much of a roocus. I said, “What’s a roocus?”.  He said, “Unprofessional” . Bijou told me that’s the professional way of saying Hot Mess. Although I was flattered, I agreed to oblige to Fierceness’ rules. 

So, we went to stand in the long line, which stended from the second floor all the way to the third. Perez’s line was similar to the Hugh Hefner’s event, except Perez had more attractive Playboy bunnies greet him. The first cum, first serve people got to do a cool Q&A weed Perez (after he was done with the press). The rest of us on the second floor were mostly sitting on the floor reading his book. Employees were warning eashother about me, and I had to prove that I was going to be an angel.

We finally got to the third floor. I had to focus on positive energy, and get to the finish line. Finally, it was my turn. Fierceness looked at me, and I said, “Don’t joo see the halo on my head?”. He let me go ahead.

I wanted to jump on Pipiz out of excitement, pero I held it in sooo hard…At least, I pulled a Mariah Scarey and showed a bit of a shoulder. 

See, I was a good girl and so was Barnes and Nobles.

We had so much fun. Watch this clip!

xxx,

La Coacha