Joo know what time it is?

I always knew Ashton Kootcher was estoopid for marrying someone almost 20 jeers older, and in a KABBALAH ceremony. Pero, this is yust BAAAAAD.

Anyways, I still don’t understand why he was nagging so much? And I never realized that he got a LISP!!! In the first  bideo he says:

“I’m recording this for legal purposes, pero I wanna chair it weed the world!! It’s 7:30 am, I got to wake up in my bedroom to my fucking yackass neighbor doing this next to my porsh, pounding on steel and welding. I’m gonna lose it on this guy, I’m gonna lose it on this dick weed”

 

In the second bideo during lunch time he says, “I calmed down to the morning spasm. Hold on I get Demi on the phone. (Talking to Demi) Demi, is there any paparazzi down the street? Because I didn’t realize our twittering became news!!”

 

Publicity Puto! Of course joo wanted it to be news! In the first bideo joo said, “I want to chair this weed the world!”. And puto goes on his Twitter and does 50 status updates, NO YOKE. LIKE 50! PLEASE READ HIS UPDATES ON HIS TWITTER!