Sofia Vergara’s Numero Uno Fan, Cameron emailed La Coacha saying:
“I see joo haven’t had any stories on mi mami chula Sofia Vergara in a long time. I’m her biggest fan, and I notice she seems to go in for bad-asses, here’s a recent HERE’S A RECENT CHISME!. It’s odd, when her brother Rafael was tragically killed in gang violence, and she has charities for education and steering people away from that lifestyle. Pero she seems to go in for that type, and even named her son Manolo after Tony Montana’s right-hand man in Scarface!”
That’s rye!! Our beloved, Curvy Columbiana loves is a Gangsta. Cheese dated Scientologist mafiosos como Tom Cruise, womanizers como Luis Miguel y Arabe millionaires como Rashad.
Ok, so here’s the last chimse about La Cancer. Cheese dating another loser named Andrés López also known as “Florecita”, which means little widdle flower. Jaja, wadda wuss! He is an ex-narco (druggie). While they were strolling down the Gran Manzana (Big Apple) in Nueva York, he was arrested. He was set to go to yail for 20 jeers, pero he made a deal con la policia and turned other mafiosos in, giving him 67 months instead!!!
WOW!! That’s reaaaally dangerous and it sounds like a mafia movie to me too. Joo know what happens in mafia movies! THEY COME AFTER THE GIRL!!!
BE CAREFUL SOFIA. JOO GOT JOORSELF IN A BIIIIG MESS!
CAREFUL GIRL
CUIDATE
la amo
OH NO NO!!!!
She also dated mobster Chris Paciello, who also testified in return for less time in prison.
It seems like such a sad irony, but maybe it makes a perverse kind of sense that personal tragedy has messed up her judgement in her personal life. I saw this comment on another site
Que lastima, Sofia Vergara tan bonita, tan buena madre, hija y hermana, pero tan desubicada con su vida amorosa…