Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, June 15th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


John Mayer-funny

Yon Mayer was helping carry his loser amigo Rob Dyrdek out of Club My House in Hollywood this weekend. 

Rob Drydek of MTV’s Rob & Big got chitfaced con Yonny boy and of course instead of trying to save his friend of a spiked chot of bodka alcohol poisoning, Yonny did the most predictable: TWITTER TIME!

In triage at Cedars w/ @robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we yust broke into appluse.
1:49 AM Junio 14th from TwitterBerry
Applause. Chit! Applause.
1:49 AM Junio 14th from TwitterBerry.

I wonder what he would have tweeted later on. It would probably be something like this:

2:49 am Junio 14: OMG, they yust pumped sperm out of his stomach 

3:49 am Junio 14 OMG!! Now a condom yust came out!

4:20 am Jun 14 OMG!!! It’s 420!!



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