After all the MTV BFF Estudio time, after all the Doug the Douche Break up Time, After all the “That’s Huge” Copyrighted Crap, After all the TMZ hooking up w/Ronaldo time, Paris made time to host a party at Club mur.mur at the Borgata Hotel, Casino and Spa this past Sabado!
So, I really didn’t believe that Paris actually scored soccer stud, Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s like a little too khot! Pero, TMZ had the proof! Paris’ ass sheeks were all out in the open, while her hermana is sitting next to her, smiling LIKE NOTTING.
The sad truth is…If joo put a piece of poon on a silber platter, any guy would take it.
Paris supposedly told the Portuguese Puto, “We could be great together, joo know. We’re both so famous we’d become even bigger than David Beckham and Posh Spice. We’re waaay hotter and younger than them anyway!”
Ay Dios Mio…NO!!!
I saw him at Ronaldo at Palms Nove restaurant Saturday night in Vegass…muy caliente!!!