Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 to ¡Qué Cute!


Blanket Jackson

The chisme is that our precious Pisces prince , Michael Yackson II, aka “Blanket” is Latino! No wonder he is sooo friggin’ cute!

Supposedly our little papi was conceived through IVF. If the tabloids are “true”,  Michael donated his sperm and paid a Mexican surrogate mami Helena $20,000.

According to The Mirror:

“Michael wanted a designer baby. He had two wonderful shildren pero wanted one more and was quite specific on the gene pool he wanted to tap into. Michael shose Helena because cheese got a latino background pero cheese also Jewnited States citizen and had quite fair skin. He liked her because cheese bery attractive and seemed stable and intelligent. Helena was a nurse or medical assistant, wish he also liked.”

Notice how it says “fair skin”. Ayayay Michael!

Does anybody believe this story? I ron know about joo guys, pero homeboy doesn’t look half African-American to me. Latino, Native American, Filipino… all make sense. Pero, he ain’t a brotha, I can tell joo that!

Agree? Disagree?



One Response to “ Is Blanket Mexicano? ”

  1. Yes he loc latino to mi Coachy a lov joo

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