Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 to Chisme

La Coacha-angel

Thanks to Googoo Alerts, I found out that there are bloggers out there writing that La Coacha died. No true! No true!

Those who follow my accounts on Twitters y Phasebook should know.

I know I stopped chisme-ing publicly, pero I have been hired as an undercuber detective for an entertainment network. So I work usually at nights, until like 3 am sometimes, spying on celebrities. It’s a crazy secret life, shhhh! I can’t tell anyone details or else the mafiosos will kill me, or eben worse, they will hire another chismosa!

The chitty part is, when I am in the skies, I still get recognized by gay men. And it suuuucks so badly. The gays can recognize their divas no matter what.

Once, my body clock shanges to normal, I will be more actibe on the internets.

Besos!

La Coacha



4 Responses to “ No Estoy Muerta!!! ”

  1. awww miss you mucho!!!!

  2. Glad you’re still alive! You need to get a better undercover disguise so the gays can’t spot you.

  3. Coachita; ADM = OMG . pues que bueno que joo is ok y “no estas muerta” …. XoXo!

  4. Who lied. I know you are alive !! you are live wire.

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