Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 to ¡Qué Cute!

Special gracias to Chris Garsevanian for this!

Enjoy the ja-ja-jas!

It is near the Navidad break of the school jeer. The students have turned in all their work and there is really notting more to do. All the shildren are restless and the teasher decides to hab an early dismissal.

Teasher: ”Whoeber answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leab early today.”

Gordito Betito says to himself ”I juana get the khell outta here. I’m smar and will answer the question.”

Fat, Mexican boy

Teasher: “Who said, ‘The fight is neber about grapes or lechuga! Is always about people!’. 

Before Gordito Betito can open his mouth, Martha says, “Cesar Chavez!!!”

Cesar Chavez

Teasher: “Muy bien Martha, joo can go home.”

Gordito Betito is annoyed that Martha answered the question first.

Teasher: “Who said, ‘Mexico ron deserve what has happened to us. A democratic shange is urgent, a shange that will permit us to stop being a loser country?’.

Before Gordito Betito can open his mouth, Melina says, “Vicente Fox.”


Teasher: ” Melina, joo can go.”

Gordito Betito is soooooo peesed at this point!!

Teasher: “Who said , I know joo are here to kill me. Choot me cabron!! Joo are only going to kill a man!!”

Before Gordito Betito can open his mouth, Rosalva says, “El Che!!”


Teasher: “Rosalva, joo may also leab.”

Gordito Betito is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teasher turns her back Gordito Betito says, “I wish these putas would keep their focking mouths chut!”

The teasher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”

Betito: “TIGER WOODS!!! CAN I GO NOW??????”


5 Responses to “ Gordito Betito: The Coolest Focking Kid! ”

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAA muy true!

  2. ahahhhahaha U R AWESOOOOMM COACHITAA!!! TE AMO =)

  3. omg omg hilarious

  4. LOL!

  5. Coacha!!! tu eres una GENIUS!!!

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