This past weekend, I got an email from Para Todos Magazine’s photographer, Francis Bertrand, inbiting me to his photochoot!
Are joo kidding me? How could I say “NO” to Para Todos Magazine? This is the magazine that started the whole Yessica Alba “Ron call me a Latina!” drama!!
Para Todos, in English means, “For Ebery Juan” and is the most popular regional Spanish language magazine in the Jewnited States.
The choot was taking place at The Avalon Hotel in Beberly Hills. Beautiful!
This retro hotel was said to be HAUNTED. Que espooky!
La Marilyn Monroe y La Lucille Ball lived here for a couple of jeers.
La Loca Lucy is the greatest inspiration to me and is, hands down, La Coacha’s favorite artist of all time!!! So, I wouldn’t mind if Lucy came to haunt me!
Marilyn, on the other khand…not so mosh. The biggest psychos in Hollywood are obsessed con Marilyn, so that scares me itself!
When I walked in, Para Todos already finished an entrevista con Christian Chavez. So, we all went near the pool area to take fotos.
Here’s a pitcher of Francis and his Purrrsian assistant, Susan.
During the break, I sat down con El Christian to shit-shat. He was so sharming.
For those of joo non-Latinos, Christian Chavez is a popular Mexican singer y actor from the telenovela “Rebelde”, the spin off of teen band, RBD. El Leo is also famous for being out-of-the-closet, unlike La Ricky Martin. And that is why, he did 20 interbiews all day! The media was calling him becoz of the Paquita escandal!
I took a pitcher con his pooblicist and manager tambien! He then told me that he wanted me to be his manager when he pursues a career in the America, que cute!
El Chavez and his staff left, so the rest of us had dinner in the hotel restaurant, where Yustin Timberlake brings Yessica Biel!!
Francis invited Telemundo star Alejandro Chaban, who to my soorprise, speaks ARABIC!!!
So, once this foto got tagged on Phasebook, the biggest chismosa emailed me immediately.
GUESS WHO???
Krazy Kuka! My tia was googling Francis’ name and told me, “Did joo know he is the FIRST COUSIN to La Angelina Yolie?” I rolled my eyes.
Then Tia sends me all these magazine leenks w/ his fotos, claiming that he IS the first cousin of Angelina!!!!
I texted him and said, “Why is my Tia saying joo are Angelina’s cousin?”
He said, “Oh, oh…CHISME TIME!!!”
I was like, “Pero, aren’t joo fully Argentinian?”
He said that his papa is American and the brother of Angelina’s mama, Marcheline Bertrand. Chisme Time, Chisme, Chisme Time!!!
The Bertrand familia were French Canadians. Francis’ papa went to Argentina for business and fell in lub weed a Spanish Argentinian. Awww, makes more sense now.
Angelina once stated that her madre’s side of the Bertrand familia never lived too long saying, “There is no longevity on my mother’s side of the family.” Angelina’s mama passed away in 2007 and Francis’ papa passed away in 2009 =(
IN CONCLUSION, ANGELINA YOLIE IS THE FIRST COUSIN TO PARA TODOS MAGAZINE!
Is that some chisme o que???
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Fuck I love you! Lmao.
Angelina tiene mucho secretos, ha!
He’s a cutie. I can see the resemblance.
how random, but awesome
Tia Kuka is the best!
OMG. Alejandro Chaban is very HOT. Is he hot in person?
I love this, and you having that shoot is so wonderful congraualtions to you and Tia Kuka.
Love you
That is some chisme SI!
nice - Christian looks very sweet. Write more if him…besos de chocolate
Every guy i know that is named “christian” are beautiful(inside and out)……..hence the reason I named my son Christian……if you don’t believe me checkout my “phasebook” photos.:) I know …every mamma say that about their kids but really he’s cute.