Finalmente! Finalmente! Finalmente!
Since I am a fan of George Lopez, Lopez Tonight, and Get Coacha on Lopez Tonight! on Phasebook, there was an ad on the top right corner of my homepage saying, “Meet Lopez at Madame Tussauds.”
The jooniberse was calling me!
Last minuto, I called mi chichona (big boobie) amiga, La Mary Michelle and said, “George Lopez on Hollywood Blvd tomorrow ¡Vámonos! “
Like total divas, we had taxi service, courtesy of my Tia Kuka!
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All the Latinos went to support at El Taurus and his wax figure! It was more packed than I thought!
There were these two Latina girls working at Madame’s that told me to get in back of the line. I told them that I am part of the media and that I work for La Perez Hilton. They were like, “um huh…”. I said, “Dude, yust let me in, George knows me.” They were making fun of me and saying, “Oh, uh huh, ok. George KNOWS joo.” They laughed at me like little sangronas.
I couldn’t beliebe I had my Selena “Beberly Center” moment, pero, by my OWN people!Â
Since my fellow Mexicanas dissed me like dat, La Mary Michelle spoke to a Filipina angel named Rowena, that was smart enough to beliebe me. Gracias Filipina angel and gracias Mary for making it khappen!
La Rowena guided us true the press section.
Then NBC Shannel 7 News interrupted me and asked me to khelp them w/their lighting. WTF? I was holding their light like a little beesh and the cameraman was complaining to me that I wasn’t listening to him and that I was not doing it rye! I was like, “Madre focker! I am doing this for FREE. Stop complaining!”
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Jorge was so busy that I didn’t think I was going to hab the shance to take a pitcher weed him, so instead I took a foto con his wax!
I tried to get near Jorge pero his security was not letting me. I did not let that stop me! Lopez once said that, “celebrities chud always be nice to their fans because they ron know who the fans will grow up to be!”
That gave me the courage to say, “GEOOOOOORGE!!! OBER KHERE!!!”
He came up to me and I said, “Oye! I’m La Coacha from Perez Hilton”.Â
He was like, “OH, HEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!” and then gabe me a keesy kees como Woody Woodpeckers!!
He then said, “Hey, we want joo to be on the chow!!!”.
I said, “I would lub to do ANYTEENG on Lopez Tonight! Singing, dancing, celebrity gossiping, red carpet reporting! Apurate! Hurry up!”
He then said, “Well if Perez had inbited me to his BIRTDAY PARTY, then maybe joo would hab already been on, haha!”
Oh, oh. Chisme Time!
La Mary Michelle uploaded a bideo. I ron think Tio Lopez was looking at my tweens. Mary is a naughty, naughty girl, lol!
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George was soooo down-to-urt. I felt like he was part of mi familia. A total sweet kheart that keeps it real!Â
Hopefully, juan day  I will be reporting from this spot. Fingers crossed, ese!
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everytime i read el chisme makes me laugh
oh and i liked your dress.
coacha!! im so happy for joo hehe, joo should habe joor own reality show , jour life is so awesome!!
and hope to see joo soon on lopez tonight !!
Ur so fuckin loca!! Love uu God bless
Hey I sent a prayer to ur abuelita
xoxo, Jackie <3
one day very soon you will also have a wax figure
hahahahah hilarious
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You look pretty and George is cool as shit! Happy you two finally met.Â
I will actually start watching the show if they put you on. Crossing my legs and fingers for you!
Talk about two Latin sensations. Go get ‘em!
You are so focused and driven, Coacha. I can’t believe you actually met him and that he actually liked you so much that he kissed you. Great camera chemistry. I hope this happens. You deserve it!
You can tell he is down to earth and friendly. Mad props.
Buena Suerte!
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