I have a lot of new fans now pero, what most of joo guys missed out on were my OG MySpace blogs. My first blog was about my encounter con Ryan Gosling. I am copying and pasting what I wrote 2 jeers ago, for all those that missed out…Here’s a trip down memory lane!!
Ready? Here it is…
August [...]
BTW, I only am sending packages to the first 100 people who emailed me. It cost too mosh money, specially the requests from Mexico, New Sealand, Phillipines, Joonited Kingdoms, Argentina y Peru…
So, I went to the post office to renew my PO Box, I had put it on hold for a day and guess what? [...]
Special thanks to mi amigo Chris Garsevanian for sending this to me! And thanks to Fred Turd for letting me know that my latest bideo is Jootube’s Numero 2 most biewed tooday, next to Michael Yackson’s “This is it” trailer, wish means if Michael were alive, I would have held the NUMERO UNO spot. CAN [...]
Hi all, Fred Turd the Movie Nerd here after a way too long absense to spread the dish about my favorite Sexican, Ms. La Coacha. On Friday night, the Queen of All Media, Mr. Perez Hilton, sent La Coacha to scare the tweens at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood fiesta. Coacha had NO IDEA who [...]
For once, I need some chisme from the public. I am doing a red carpet interbiew tomorrow, almost dressed like a tree. ALMOST. I won’t be able to memorize questions to ask these people, because I ron know who the khell they are, besides the wolf from Twilight and La Judia Tisdale.
Here is a list [...]
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Oye chismosos!
My other yob has consumed my time for Chisme Time! They have added my hours, even for the weekends! The jooniberse is testing me.
Here’s only one of the ridiculous events that happened to me recently…
For everyone who doesn’t know…E! is my dream network! It’s puro chisme! It’s even on my bision board!
So on Thursday [...]
When joo thought Heidi coudn’t look any filthier…La Birgo “graced” the cover of Playboy Magazine.
Heidi On The Influence Of Playboy: “When I was chopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.. I plan to get a few more upgrades…I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups. [...]
