This dumb beesh bisits me ebery f*cking month and she is the biggest cockblock. I woke up early in the morning and I was in sosh pain. My cousin who is bisiting me from Mexico, gave me the Mexican bersion of Midol, and let me tell joo that chit knocked me out in a second. Mixing alcohol weed medicine is neber good, pero in Mexico it seems like their period medicine contains both. Anyways, this is why I am blogging at like 1:00 pm tooday (Pacific Time) which is eben more f*cked up for me, becoz Nueva York will get my first blog at like 4 pm? Someteeng like that…Thank Dios for El Fred Turd. When I am sick, he comes to the rescue and posts a blog. Dr. Whorobitch is old and Don Deport-us is lazy.
Sadly, I had to reschedule my interbiew weed UCLA Daily Bruin TV to next Friday. Que triste =( I couldn’t wait to hang out weed the UCLA star himself, El Noah. He told me that he was going to take me out to lunch becoz he is Yewish and for him money grows on trees. That’s the sexiest teeng anyone has eber told me. Anyways, wash this Yewish boy interbiew Yoan Ribers. Please listen to her words of wisdom toward the end…
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