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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, April 13th, 2009 to Chisme


Despite Miley dating an older boy who, from time to time, poses in his chonies, our little Disney princessa wants us to know that cheese a goody tissues!

Most recently, La Hannah Montana went to wash the movie, “He’s Yust Not that Into Joo” con her novio, Yustin Gaston. During the sexual scenes in the movie, Milez had to cover her boyfriend’s eyes because according to Milez, Scarlett is honestly, the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen!” and how date her man LUST over those tetas!

Lust is a sin ya’ll! Don’t cha know that our cuntry bumpkin reads the Bible every morning!

Oh…And…In the May 2009 itchoo of Teen Vogue, La Sagittarius showed an even pure side when she said:

“Alice in Wonderland is sosh a perverted movie. It’s all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online!”

Hannah Montana is a bigger perversion! These Disney movies have a dark side to them. 

And back to Alice in Wonderland. Look at those shrooms. Que cool!!!

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5 Responses to “ “Alice in Wonderland is about Ecstasy,” says Bible reader Miley Cyrus! ”

  1. Good Lord, she’s an idiot. Ecstasy. Freaking X. Which wasn’t even popular when the book was written…or when the movie came out.

  2. Ecstasy (MDMA) was not yet made in 1865, and was in fact not distilled until 1912. Any idiot could look that up. Perhaps she was referring to absinthe or some other pyschoactive substance like naturally occuring psilocybes from mushrooms. Lewis Carroll was a shroomfiend. Yeah. Must’ve been.

  3. WHY THE FUCK IS MILEY COVERING UP HIS EYES SHE KNOWS THAT IF HE  WANTED TO HE  CAN CHEAT ON HER ANYDAY HE MUST HAVE THE MIND OF A FIVE YEAR OLD TO KEEP UP WITH MILEYS IMMATURITY

  4. This is my reply in video form

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  5. sorry new to all this here you go a better link

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