Joo know what time it is?

Saturday noche we attented Patron’s fiesta at The Wiltern. 

My pooblicist made me walk the “rojo carpet” and the chisme time already began….

Ay was sooo excited to walk the “rojo carpet”, pero as soon as ay stood there, a paparazzi look at me and said, “And who are the fock are joo?” 

The other paparazzi next to her (who take fotos of Feebie Price) got scared of the bully and didn’t take my foto, so ay was yust estanding there like a tonta taking their foto!

My inner chola was gonna cum out, pero ay had to calm down because it was my Patron’s big night. Ay yust told her to go to Jootube and sheck out diss bideo .

The nice paparazzi who recognize me warned her about me…

That putarazzi got me in sosh a bad mood, that I miraculously ran into what ay needed…Jesu Christo.

After my shurch session, my costume designer, Natalia Fedner and ay, went inside to the BIP section!

The cool part of BIP was that we got hooked up w/free tickets and free dreenks all noche. The bad part, eberybody there was too estock up! The BIP treatment went to their little kheads. So, Natalia and ay decided to go party weed REAL people!

We were yust habbing fun and got into a Motorola ad!

We heard Perez announce Pitbull and raaaan back inside. 

El Cubano was so energetic that it got Jesus danceeng!

After Pitbull, we went outside to take a break and ay ran into El Larry Rudolph. We were shit-shatting about La Britney Espear!

We went back inside to find Jesus GETTING ASS!!!

And then N.E.R.D. perform y the crowd went loco!

HEAR IS FOOTAGE OF THE AMAZING NOCHE!!!