Joo know what time it is?

Let’s get this 4th of Julio Weekend Started Right!
I love drinking sangria in the summertime, pero red wine stains the teeth.
So, try a Sangria Blanco! 
3 tablespoons choogar
3 chots Calvados or other apple liquor
1 lime, sliced
1 lemon, sliced
2 ripe peashes, cut into wedges
3 ripe green apples seeded and cut into wedges
white Rioja Spanish wine or other dry white [...]

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Here are some pics from this past weekend’s 39th Annual Gay Pride Parade in SF. It drew hundreds of thousands of people to downtown San Francisco to celebrate gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender pride. San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom and his wife Actiz Yennifer Siebel greeted the crowd during the parade. [...]

Beyonce’s hermana, showed her support for the gay community when she performed at the 39th Annual LGBT Pride Parade in San Francisco jesterday. I LOVE her metallic rainbow costume!!
Aw, this reminds me of the time I was Gaywalking in San Francisco’s Castro District? Remember?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcXNDSMxFrg

LL celebrated her 23rd Cancer Cumple at Las Vegas’ MGM on Saturday.
I like the calienete coral swimsuit. Pero, mamita always looks messed up. Lezzie needs to start eating meat. Like REAL meat, not soochi (hehe).

What are those choos??? Las Kardashians had ANOTHER cumple party in Las Begas’ Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace Resort Hotel Casino. Love how their mama parties con them. Perdy crazyyy!

Oye Cabronas! Booo! Mi hermano made me cancel because he needed the camera. I sooo need my own camera. It’s $3,000. Jooniberse send me a fucking camera already =(

IS MY BIRFDAY!!!
Feliz Cumpleaños Coacha!
Can joo believe I turned 27 Jeers Old Tooday!!! Ay dios mio, that means I am Toorty in Three Jeers! TOOOORTY! That means I need to be really rish and married to a really caliente man by then. So mosh pressure for Coacha!
Make me feel better!!!
Send me a gift! Send [...]