‘Cause even the Chinitas come out!
El Taurus turned 23 jeers old jesterday! After 12 hours of filming in his Bancouber, Canada he went out to paaaaartaaay!
The smelly heartthrob and his co-stars como Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene, y Yamie Bower, arrived at the Global Grill and Satay bar.
Los “New Moon” bampires arrived around 9pm and left [...]
Did joo know Trader Yoe’s has oreo icecream cooookies???? I tried it today when they handed a sample to me. Delicioso!
Pero, I only had one because I am working on my Miami Beash Body!
Heidi Klum and Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel renewed their wedding bows at a “White Trach” themed party in Malibu this past weekend.
With nearly one hundred friends and family members in attendance, the Beauty kissed the Beast who was supposed to be an Elvis Presley lookalike preasher?
They originally had plans to do their ceremony in MEXICO, [...]
Jesterday, mi amigas saw TomKat at The Beverly Hilton’s Polo Lounge! Beautiful Suri was there too, and Tommy was holding her diaper bag. Awww, que cute! My friends also told me that Katie has big, muscular thighs and she could take on Tom any day, lol.
So who else did Hollywood do jesterday for Mother’s Day?
Kate [...]
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Oye mi gente! Tooday is a day to appreciate joor madre compadre! I’m going to a Brentwood Brunsh. Don’t be yeaaaalous!!!
Talk to joo guys later. Oh and the KK thing kinda was lame. I’ll update everything later.
Besos!
L.C.
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Comments (2) Shalom everybody! Dr. Whorovitch here.
I have got zestful news! According to JewishJournal.com, next week the Southern California Board of Rabbis will install Rabbi Denise Eger as its president. Eger, the leader of Congregation Kol Ami, will be both the first woman and the first gay rabbi to lead Los Angeles synagogues.
Rabbi Eger happens to also be Huffington [...]
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Who knew Susan sang in Spanish!! What a sensation! La Boyle interpretando una cancion de “paquita” la del barrio con todo respeto para Susan que canta excelente!
The Spanish lyrics say “Joor penis is sooo small and joo think joo are somebody”. This is brilliant!
La First Lady went to the Latin American Montessori Bilingual Sharter School today for an early celebration of Cinco de Mayo! The chisme is she was a little late, uhu!
Students from the Latin American school and its sister school, Next Step Sharter School, performed songs and dances for La Capricorn. When asked about Mexican food, this [...]
