Joo know what time it is?

P.M.S.!! Agh, sorry gente, pero on my first day I am a total mess! Men, have no clue what we go through. Help!

How the khell does she look like this?? Drogas? Alcohol?  Bad plastic surgery? All of the above. 
Tara Reid was bacationg in St. Tropez with her BOYFRIEND this past weekend. Who would hit that chit?
If mija looks like this at 33, I don’t want to know what Tara is gonna look like at in her 40, [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyimcFym6_I

 
Remember that one hilarious and ballsy Yewish woman who cussed out Simon?? The one that gave an amazing speesh called, “I Chall Be Bictorious?” Well, pobrecita died in a car accident jesterday. All these hopes and dreams, and then BAM, joor life is over!
Here is a Alexis dedication. Sheers to her vida!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHJzysAWSq4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz6CAHDFIdo

 
Human beans are not the only ones that die of heart attacks! La Gidget, the retired Chihuahua best known for her Taco Bell “Yo Quiero!” ad campaign in the late ’90s, died of a stroke last night. If I only ate Taco Bell, I would die of a stroke too!
The Taco Bell chihuahua was a [...]

David Arquette dissed me and mi hermanas in a recent interview saying:
“I think Latina women are, I mean, it depends on the woman, pero I think they are bery, they have great judgment, pero there are some that are just nuts. I’m just saying.”
After a Latina uproar, the Birgo immediately apologized saying:
“I would like to issue an apology [...]

At least one person is dead and a half dozen others are injured after the “Sticky and Sweet” stage set collapsed at Nice’s Stade Velodrome in France arena tooday. 
The stage being constructed fell apart on top of several workers. According to BBC News:
Technicians were setting up the stage at the Velodrome stadium in Marseille when the [...]

Out to make a buck off of his son’s death, Joe Jackson presented ABC News, these pictures of Michael Jackson’s scab-covered legs reveal the extent of the damage caused by his reported addiction to injected prescription drugs.
The pigmentation of Michael’s skin looks blotchy, a symption of the skin condition vitiligo that the star claimed accounted for his [...]

Back in 1984, Michael Jackson was filming a TV commercial for Pepsi and got severely injured when his hair caught fire from a special effects pyrotechnics explosion.
In the clip, Jackson was still dancing. The 25-year-old sensation suffered second and third degree burns on his scalp and body.
The above unseen footage was released by UsMagazine.com.
Here is [...]