Posted by: Fred Turd on Saturday, March 12th, 2011 to Smack the Piñata


Story by Eric Elizondo Rita Guerrero, who formed the band Santa Sabina in 1989 has passed away at the young age of 47. The lead singer had been struggling with breast cancer since January 2010, and after failed attempts with chemotherapy she turned to allopathic medicine. The news of her death swept over twitter, and [...]

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Wednesday, January 12th, 2011 to Smack the Piñata


(Story by Eric Elizondo) Paulina Rubio’s father, Enrique Rubio recently passed away. He was 67 years old and has died of renal failure, a week after suffering a stroke that left half his body paralyzed. The family will have a viewing and he will later be cremated at the “Panteon Frances”. The Rubio Dosamantes family has [...]

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Posted by: Don Deportus on Thursday, November 4th, 2010 to Smack the Piñata


Story by Eric Elizondo, @EricElizondo Last week, a Romanian Gypsy woman whose 10-year-old daughter gave birth in southern Spain, says she’s happy to have a new granddaughter and doesn’t understand why the birth has shocked anyone. Hm, what can possibly be shocking about this? She said she didn’t understand the attention the case was generating [...]

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Posted by: Don Deportus on Monday, October 11th, 2010 to Smack the Piñata


(Story by Joanna Serrano) Friends and family members of the 33 Chilean members, on October 9th 2010, celebrated as sirens rang through the town. Early in the morning rescuers were able to create a hole with a rescue drill. “It’s one more step. We need to continue to work. This is not over until the last person [...]

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Tuesday, September 28th, 2010 to Smack the Piñata


(Story by Eric Elizondo, @EricElizondo) Actress Romina Yan (Bella y Bestia, Casi Angeles) has passed away due to a heart attack. The actress was home, when she began to feel ill. Romina’s friend drove her to the emergency room, where they attempted to revive her for fifty minutes until she was pronounced dead. Romina was [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 to Smack the Piñata


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gYo5seWgIY   La Oprah is gibbing away teebee chows to unknown people. ”Moderators” told me that my bideo got banned from the contest because ay was promoting my own internet chow, wish biolates their self-promotional rool, pero their rool said that I couldn’t gib a webside, not a NAME that ay own! Not fair! After being [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXu_-hlABRQ   This is why I HATE Aries men!!! Patrón decided to fire me ober someteeng that was NOT my fault!!! I had to work for both Los Ey-M-Eyz and Perez TV. It was a circus there, so it was impossible for me to hop on the red carpet, and hop off the red carpet. [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


P.M.S.!! Agh, sorry gente, pero on my first day I am a total mess! Men, have no clue what we go through. Help!

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