Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


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HOLD ON! Didn’t Katy Perry recently say, “FLASHING PANTIES IS DISGUSTING!”

In an interview con Australian radio’s Kyle and Yackie O, Katy Scary played the moooost fun game eber. It’s called, “Kill, Bone and Marry”. It’s usually fun when joo are given three reaaaally bad options. I once ended up wanting to BONE LARRY KING!!! JAJAJAJA!!!

Anyways, Katy Scary’s options were Benji Madden, Pete Wentz , y Yon Mayer.

The former “I hook up w/random guys to get free Coachella tickets” singer replied that she would marry Pete because he is sosh a great dad to son Bronx, choot Benji (he was in a serious relationchip w/Paris Hilton for heaven’s sake) and ended by saying, “I couldn’t marry Yon Mayer, it’d be so intense. I’d definitely chag the chit out of him though. I’ll go on record saying that.” EWWW!!!

HOW DOES YON MAYER GET SOOO MOSH ASS??? COMO? 

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3 Responses to “ Katy Perry wants to “Chag the Chit” out of Yon Mayer! ”

  1. EWWWW! IS RIGHT!

  2. I gwan too chag da chit outta Katy Perry! Gwat a coincidencia!

  3. I’ll fuck john Mayer his one hot piece of ass!:) he has a nice package in that green thing.

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