Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, July 27th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


How the khell does she look like this?? Drogas? Alcohol?  Bad plastic surgery? All of the above.  Tara Reid was bacationg in St. Tropez with her BOYFRIEND this past weekend. Who would hit that chit? If mija looks like this at 33, I don’t want to know what Tara is gonna look like at in [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Sunday, July 26th, 2009 to Chisme Guide, Smack the Piñata


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyimcFym6_I   Remember that one hilarious and ballsy Yewish woman who cussed out Simon?? The one that gave an amazing speesh called, “I Chall Be Bictorious?” Well, pobrecita died in a car accident jesterday. All these hopes and dreams, and then BAM, joor life is over! Here is a Alexis dedication. Sheers to her vida! [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz6CAHDFIdo   Human beans are not the only ones that die of heart attacks! La Gidget, the retired Chihuahua best known for her Taco Bell “Yo Quiero!” ad campaign in the late ’90s, died of a stroke last night. If I only ate Taco Bell, I would die of a stroke too! The Taco Bell [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, July 17th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


David Arquette dissed me and mi hermanas in a recent interview saying: “I think Latina women are, I mean, it depends on the woman, pero I think they are bery, they have great judgment, pero there are some that are just nuts. I’m just saying.” After a Latina uproar, the Birgo immediately apologized saying: “I would like to [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, July 16th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


At least one person is dead and a half dozen others are injured after the “Sticky and Sweet” stage set collapsed at Nice’s Stade Velodrome in France arena tooday.  The stage being constructed fell apart on top of several workers. According to BBC News: Technicians were setting up the stage at the Velodrome stadium in Marseille [...]

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Posted by: Dr. Whorovitch on Thursday, July 16th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


  Out to make a buck off of his son’s death, Joe Jackson presented ABC News, these pictures of Michael Jackson’s scab-covered legs reveal the extent of the damage caused by his reported addiction to injected prescription drugs. The pigmentation of Michael’s skin looks blotchy, a symption of the skin condition vitiligo that the star claimed accounted [...]

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Posted by: Dr. Whorovitch on Thursday, July 16th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


Back in 1984, Michael Jackson was filming a TV commercial for Pepsi and got severely injured when his hair caught fire from a special effects pyrotechnics explosion. In the clip, Jackson was still dancing. The 25-year-old sensation suffered second and third degree burns on his scalp and body. The above unseen footage was released by [...]

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Posted by: Fred Turd on Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


Playboy playmates wearing lettuce leave covering their plastic at Capitol Hill …handing out veggie hot dogs for National Veggie Dog Day along with PETA.  Hmm.  ”In my business, looks can make you or break you, and nothing has helped me stay fit, trim, and energetic more than kicking the meat habit. The best way to safeguard your health, reduce [...]

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