Posted by: on Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXu_-hlABRQ   This is why I HATE Aries men!!! Patrón decided to fire me ober someteeng that was NOT my fault!!! I had to work for both Los Ey-M-Eyz and Perez TV. It was a circus there, so it was impossible for me to hop on the red carpet, and hop off the red carpet. […]

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Posted by: on Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


P.M.S.!! Agh, sorry gente, pero on my first day I am a total mess! Men, have no clue what we go through. Help!

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Posted by: on Monday, July 27th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


How the khell does she look like this?? Drogas? Alcohol?  Bad plastic surgery? All of the above.  Tara Reid was bacationg in St. Tropez with her BOYFRIEND this past weekend. Who would hit that chit? If mija looks like this at 33, I don’t want to know what Tara is gonna look like at in […]

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Posted by: on Sunday, July 26th, 2009 to Chisme Guide, Smack the Piñata


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyimcFym6_I   Remember that one hilarious and ballsy Yewish woman who cussed out Simon?? The one that gave an amazing speesh called, “I Chall Be Bictorious?” Well, pobrecita died in a car accident jesterday. All these hopes and dreams, and then BAM, joor life is over! Here is a Alexis dedication. Sheers to her vida! […]

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Posted by: on Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz6CAHDFIdo   Human beans are not the only ones that die of heart attacks! La Gidget, the retired Chihuahua best known for her Taco Bell “Yo Quiero!” ad campaign in the late ’90s, died of a stroke last night. If I only ate Taco Bell, I would die of a stroke too! The Taco Bell […]

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Posted by: on Friday, July 17th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


David Arquette dissed me and mi hermanas in a recent interview saying: “I think Latina women are, I mean, it depends on the woman, pero I think they are bery, they have great judgment, pero there are some that are just nuts. I’m just saying.” After a Latina uproar, the Birgo immediately apologized saying: “I would like to […]

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Posted by: on Thursday, July 16th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


At least one person is dead and a half dozen others are injured after the “Sticky and Sweet” stage set collapsed at Nice’s Stade Velodrome in France arena tooday.  The stage being constructed fell apart on top of several workers. According to BBC News: Technicians were setting up the stage at the Velodrome stadium in Marseille […]

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Posted by: on Thursday, July 16th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


  Out to make a buck off of his son’s death, Joe Jackson presented ABC News, these pictures of Michael Jackson’s scab-covered legs reveal the extent of the damage caused by his reported addiction to injected prescription drugs. The pigmentation of Michael’s skin looks blotchy, a symption of the skin condition vitiligo that the star claimed accounted […]

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