Posted by: La Coacha on Sunday, June 21st, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


TT brought her Teetees to BH1’s “Save the Music” Show, because The “I Ain’t Trying to F*ck Joor Man” rapper really knows what music really is. Tiiiired!

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Posted by: La Coacha on Sunday, June 21st, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


Aghh. I took a break from chisme this weekend and became Maria the Maid. 
Friday night. Saturday all day, all night. Scrubbing, Cleaning, Laundry, Organizing, Sweeping…Not only for me, pero for my entire familia.
I woke up this morning con sooo mosh dolor in my neck and back. I looked como Barbie. Joo know how Barbie looks [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Saturday, June 20th, 2009 to Chisme Guide, Smack the Piñata


I love the hardworking Capricorn, PERO…
We all know RyRy produces a gazillian reality shows, como Las Kardashians, Denise Rishards, Bromance, Mami’s Boys… pero now he’s ’bout to give a show to La Lezzie Lohan! Ay Dios Mio, por que??? As if Living Lohan wasn’t enough torture!
He met up con La Cancer Thursday night, and the tabloids [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, June 19th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


Hollywood’s Numero Uno Puto, went chopping jesterday in Beverly Hills. When asked him if he was dating Twilight’s Ashley Greene, he said “No”, although chismosos claim that something IS going on between the two after meeting at a “Learn to Ride” surf event last week,lol.  
I ron get it. When he was chagging Paris Hilton, he had [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, June 18th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro was displaying his Fútbol work of art at his Beverly Hills Hotel Pool. Riiiiico. I yust can’t believe Paris Hilton got to his this last week. And I can’t believe Madonna hasn’t hit this jet! These perdy boys are perdy easy to hook up weed. It’s the ogly guys that play hard to [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, June 15th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


La Cancer decided to Tweet pic an early 2009 photochoot con foreign clothing line Fornarina. Captain Skrawny ’s Twitter is really annoying. All of Lezzie’s tweets are Marilyn Monroe quotes como:
“Pero, if joo can’t handle me at my worst joo ron deserve me at my best”- Marilyn Monroe.
 ”I restore myself when I’m alone”-Marilyn monroe
We all [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, June 15th, 2009 to Chisme, Smack the Piñata


After all the MTV BFF Estudio time, after all the Doug the Douche Break up Time, After all the “That’s Huge” Copyrighted Crap, After all the TMZ hooking up w/Ronaldo time, Paris made time to host a party at Club mur.mur at the Borgata Hotel, Casino and Spa this past Sabado!
So, I really didn’t believe [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, June 15th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


Yon Mayer was helping carry his loser amigo Rob Dyrdek out of Club My House in Hollywood this weekend. 
Rob Drydek of MTV’s Rob & Big got chitfaced con Yonny boy and of course instead of trying to save his friend of a spiked chot of bodka alcohol poisoning, Yonny did the most predictable: TWITTER TIME!
In triage at [...]

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