Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, June 26th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


The audio of Michael;s 911 call has yust been released.
In the emergency call, a man is heard saying:
“We have a gentleman here who needs help….He’s not conscious….I need an ambulance as soon as possible. He’s not breathing. He’s not responding to anything, he’s not responding to CPR. We have a personal doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray, here w/him, sir, pero [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Friday, June 26th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


Oye eberyone!
I have been soooo out of it. We went to do Gaywalking jesterday, and eberyone was in a horrrrible mood. It really brought me down. I couldn’t sleep last night.
I ron know what’s going on? I think the jooniberse is really pissed off at eberyone!
We are gonna go back tomorrow when eberybody has calmed [...]

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Posted by: Dr. Whorovitch on Thursday, June 25th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


 According to TMZ, Michael Jackson has just died at the age of 50. Such a devastating day. 
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. 
Michael Jackson was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital on Thursday, after suffering a possible cardiac arrest.
The Detroit Free Press is reporting that the 50-year-old pop legend was [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, June 25th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


Jesterday, La Aquarius’ publicist issued a Twitter post stating that La Fawcett was close to death and had been given her last rites.
About half an hour ago, Farrah passed away at 9:28 AM PST in Saint Yon’s Health Center inSanta Monica, CA.
Our favorite Sharlie’s Angel was surrounded by familia, amigos y a Catholic priest. 
Fawcett was diagnosed [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


At first, I got scared and thought Roberto Pattinson really got beated the chit out of, pero then I found out that El Taurus had makeup done to appear bruised, cut, and bloody on the Nueva York set of his new film, Remember Me.
I usually would do a “Who Whore it Best?” blog out of this, pero, [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


Comedian, Game Show Host, Announcer y TV Personalidad, Ed McMahon, has passed away. El Pisces lost his battle con noomonia cancer yust after midnight at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles.
I think all those financial problems didn’t help either =( 
RIP Papi!

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, June 22nd, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


This pic of Perezito breaks my corazon =( 
No matter what people say about PeePee, the Aries ALWAYS wins the battle. El Samantha Ronson filed a lawsuit on Perez for some chisme “defamation”, and guess what? Samantha lost and had to PAAAAY Perez a large sum of casheeeng! And let’s not even talk about Miss California [...]

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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, June 22nd, 2009 to Smack the Piñata


 

Guys, I have been beeshing about neck and back pain, pero it’s NOTTING compared to what happened to my Cubano Hermanito last night.
Polo Molina, the “professional” manager of the Black Eyed Peas, has been detained in Canada after he and will.i.am  assaulted Perez Hilton after the 2009 MuchMusic Awards in Toronto last night.
What happened [...]

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