Posted by: on Wednesday, June 20th, 2012 to Whore-o-Scope


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxBo9dtbDBA   Tio Ramon and Tia Kuka give the Scorpio and Capricorn a five out of five stars Watch the insanity above!

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Posted by: on Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 to Whore-o-Scope


Joo know what time it is? Aquario Time, Aquario, Aquario Time! Aquarius is the sign of frenchip, not lub.  Frenchip is what makes them fall in lub. They are an air sign, in need of mind estimulations and intellectual games. They simply cannot be khappy or fulfilled unless they are free to do as they […]

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Posted by: on Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 to Whore-o-Scope


Joo know what time it is? Capricorn Time, Cappy, Cappy Time!! Ladies, El Capricorn is the guy joo take home to mami!!! Come on, Jesús de Nazaret was a Cappy!!! Anyways, here are some teeps to getting that Cappy for all joo Mary Magdalenes!! 1. The Capricorn man is a bery ambitious and work-orientatal man. His work is […]

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Posted by: on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 to Whore-o-Scope


Want to attract that Special Sagittarian? Here are some tips! Sagittarius • Nov 22 – Dec 22 The Do’s 1. Keep the bright, happy side of joor personality chowing. Joor Sagittarius will set the sample, displaying an ever sheerful and optimistic nature. 2. Give joor Sagittarius the emotional and physical freedom that they need. 3. Learn – […]

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Posted by: on Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 to Whore-o-Scope


Want to attract a Scorpio? Here are some tips! Scorpio • Oct 23 – Nov 21 The Do’s 1. Look as scrumptious as possible whenever joo are  in their presence. They will appreciate natural sex appeal – or what appears to be natural 2. Get ready and willing to talk in great detail about joor fantasies and […]

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Posted by: on Thursday, August 14th, 2008 to Whore-o-Scope


LEO Yuly 23-August 22 All work and no play isn’t gonna work for joo baby! This is an important Leo weekend, La Madonna was born into this world on Saturday and she brought lots of sexual energy. If there is a day for yacking knocking off early — or playing hooker hooky — this is […]

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Posted by: on Thursday, August 7th, 2008 to Whore-o-Scope


LEO Yuly 23-August 22 (La Kim Cattrall) Eberyone is into joo now, pero I teenk it’s time to literally get eberyone INTO joo!!! When confused about love listen to that inner “boice”, and not the one that cums from joor head. It’s Leo time! Live it up!!! BIRGO August 23-September 22 (La Heidi Montag) A […]

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Posted by: on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 to Whore-o-Scope


Shalom and Happy Hump Day everybody! If you’d like to know what kinds of fireworks to look out for the rest of this week, read what I’ve got to say below and plan your week accordingly. There is much to be shared. LEO (Kim Cattrall) July 23-August 22 A love plan you’re making early this […]

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