LEO
Yuly 23-August 22
All work and no play isn’t gonna work for joo baby! This is an important Leo weekend, La Madonna was born into this world on Saturday and she brought lots of sexual energy. If there is a day for yacking knocking off early — or playing hooker hooky — this is [...]
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Yuly 23-August 22 (La Kim Cattrall)
Eberyone is into joo now, pero I teenk it’s time to literally get eberyone INTO joo!!! When confused about love listen to that inner “boice”, and not the one that cums from joor head. It’s Leo time! Live it up!!!
BIRGO
August 23-September 22 (La Heidi Montag)
A certain romantic situation might cause [...]
Shalom and Happy Hump Day everybody! If you’d like to know what kinds of fireworks to look out for the rest of this week, read what I’ve got to say below and plan your week accordingly. There is much to be shared.
LEO (Kim Cattrall)
July 23-August 22
A love plan you’re making early this week goes better [...]
What a wonderful day! I’m on my second mimosa and life just doesn’t get any better….I thought I’d give you guys an extra spicy Whore-o-scope for today, I smell love and KY in the air, and I know you little rabbits are going to be at it soon enough so here’s a little something to [...]
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CANCER (Lindsay Lohan)
June 22-July 22
It’s easy to be as hot as possible at the beginning of the week.Toward the end of the week, you have the potential to make your love life into a cheesy Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey romantic comedy. Who wants that? Trade!!! Take it [...]
