Want to attract that Special Sagittarian? Here are some tips!
Sagittarius • Nov 22 - Dec 22
The Do’s
1. Keep the bright, happy side of joor personality chowing. Joor Sagittarius will set the sample, displaying an ever sheerful and optimistic nature.
2. Give joor Sagittarius the emotional and physical freedom that they need.
3. Learn - They will teash joo how [...]
Want to attract a Scorpio? Here are some tips!
Scorpio • Oct 23 - Nov 21
The Do’s
1. Look as scrumptious as possible whenever joo are in their presence. They will appreciate natural sex appeal - or what appears to be natural
2. Get ready and willing to talk in great detail about joor fantasies and joor dirty little secrets.
3. [...]
LEO
Yuly 23-August 22
All work and no play isn’t gonna work for joo baby! This is an important Leo weekend, La Madonna was born into this world on Saturday and she brought lots of sexual energy. If there is a day for yacking knocking off early — or playing hooker hooky — this is [...]
Read More...LEO
Yuly 23-August 22 (La Kim Cattrall)
Eberyone is into joo now, pero I teenk it’s time to literally get eberyone INTO joo!!! When confused about love listen to that inner “boice”, and not the one that cums from joor head. It’s Leo time! Live it up!!!
BIRGO
August 23-September 22 (La Heidi Montag)
A certain romantic situation might cause [...]
Shalom and Happy Hump Day everybody! If you’d like to know what kinds of fireworks to look out for the rest of this week, read what I’ve got to say below and plan your week accordingly. There is much to be shared.
LEO (Kim Cattrall)
July 23-August 22
A love plan you’re making early this week goes better [...]
What a wonderful day! I’m on my second mimosa and life just doesn’t get any better….I thought I’d give you guys an extra spicy Whore-o-scope for today, I smell love and KY in the air, and I know you little rabbits are going to be at it soon enough so here’s a little something to [...]
Read More...If Lindsay’s happy, we can all be happy.
CANCER (Lindsay Lohan)
June 22-July 22
It’s easy to be as hot as possible at the beginning of the week.Toward the end of the week, you have the potential to make your love life into a cheesy Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey romantic comedy. Who wants that? Trade!!! Take it [...]
CANCER (Lindsay Lohan)
June 22-July 22
There’s a romantic loose end that needs tying up. Perhaps some time for S&M play? Welcome change instead of resisting it. Let it all IN baby.
LEO (Kim Cattrall)
July 23-August 22
You need to reexamine your love life, so SPIT IT OUT with a friend and make an action plan. Sure, [...]
