Posted by: Don Deportus on Monday, November 10th, 2008 to Sports Deporter

I’ve been a bit late in the opening of the NBA season and I’m actually impressed in myself for being so. If it was up to me, I would’ve written an essay about how the Los Angeles Lakers suck so much, and when they started off 5-0 (which is where they are now) you all would’ve walked all over me. But let me tell you this, on November 20, 2008, the Los Angeles Lakers of Downtown slums, will go up and face the Phoenix Suns. I’m hoping that by then the Lakers will still be undefeated, and well, we will see a great match between the two teams. Listen Laker Fans, the lake show has been playing a bunch of bum teams and blowing them out. Yes, they played the Houston Rockets who are overhyped, who also had a combined 3-22 shooting from two of their big three in Tracy McGrady and Ron Artest. Don’t get too excited just yet. And when the Suns face the Lakers, here’s something that Kobe should tell all of us about:

Also the Detroit Pistons will never win the championship, or any team for that matter when they trade for Allen Iverson. Allen Iverson is a washed up disease for any team. In the NBA, everything is up for grabs. Atlanta Hawks look really good, but their only fan is Jermaine Dupri, hahahaha, Jermaine Dupri... (I’m not gonna bold this, cause only Janet Jackson searches for his name these days.), the Suns look great and horrible at the same time, The Dallas Mavericks

are just horrible, the San Antonio Spurs are bad and old, and the Boston Celtics are still the Celtics. Celtics and Lakers finals might be playing out once again, and I can see the Celtics winning in 7 this time, with Paul Pierce throwing out the Blood to Kobe, and Shaq in the background dancing and bending over with his ass displayed…

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2 Responses to “ Nash-ional Basketball Association ”

  1. hahaha

  2. FUCK YOU. Piece of shit. Do you even play basketball?

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