Joo know what time it is?

So Friday night, I attended the Teen Bogue Jung Hollywood Party. It was so different from my past speriences of working the red carpet.

Before, I needed to hustle to get a press pass and even when I did get access I always got kicked out. This time around, I was really relaxed because I had a reserved spot on the red carpet. All the reporters were so intrigued and were chisme-ing about me. They had no clue that Perez Hilton had a reporter. Well, it’s an honor to be his primera reportera!

To be honest weed joo, I had NOOOOOO CLUE who these little Disney, Twilight, CW niños were. I even resursh them, pero I couldn’t memorize their names and chows. So, I yust ask them to sing and dance for me. They had fun doing it because eberyone else asks them the same, boring questions.  Deep down, I really wanted to clown on them, pero they were all like 12!!! Coacha and PG 13, hmmmm??? 

The most exciting part of the night was when La Princesa of Darkness, Kelly Osbourne, saw me from faaaaar away and jelled, “I LOVE JOO!”. All the other reporters got so YEEEEEALOUS!!!!

The biggest star of the night though was my hat. Mi amiga Rehn Dudukjian made a hat out of a hatbox. I looked like the Statue of Libertad!

Although my crew finished editing the bideo, I did not turn it in because I am too peeky. I slept all day from being sick, so it will be up tomorrow. 

Witch me luck and always remember to STRIKE A POZE!